The decline in Singapore's birth rate
over the last 20 years
has resulted
in a serious shortage of manpower in the National Service.
We have therefore decided
to enlist women
above the age of 20
in the armed forces.
Women do not have the same physical strength as men.
Should they have to undergo the same Basic Military Training Program
as men?
In a high-tech combat environment,
there are many roles suitable for women
which do not require
a high degree of physical strength.
Calling up women for NS will take them temporarily out of the workforce.
For the training and punishment of female recruits,
will it carry the same standard as male recruits?
And training these young women
to become nurses
might be more pressing
than training more soldiers.
Whether women
should serve in the NS,
it should only be
for a time of critical national need
and when we have no other choices.
We all love our children.
But when it comes to a critical moment like this,
I encourage everyone
to look at the matter from a wider perspective.
Without an effective National Defense,
the freedom that we dream of,
our progress,
prosperity,
economic growth,
work,
family,
and lives
will all be in jeopardy.
Everywhere we go
- Everywhere we go - Everywhere we go
People want to know
- People want to know - People want to know
Who we are
- Handsome, right? - Handsome.
- Hello. - Hi, sir.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hello.
She's not as good-looking as me.
- See. - No.
How are all of you doing?
- Hello, good. - Hello, good.
Welcome to Girls Basic Training Military Centre.
To welcome you ladies to GBMT,
we have food specially delivered for you.
There's food.
Thank you.
What's in there?
What is this?
Come help yourselves, ladies.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Come ladies, help yourselves.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Please eat more.
In the meantime,
I would like to introduce ourselves.
I am your PC,
Second Lieutenant, Roxanne Tan.
Ma'am, you are just like me.
Beautiful and gorgeous, but you lose out to me by a bit.
Okay.
She is your Section Commander,
Sergeant Lily Lee.
He is your Platoon Sergeant,
Sergeant CK Chow.
Hello, everyone. I am Sergeant Chow.
But when you are all angry, please don't call me Chow Sergeant.
- Chow Sergeant. - Chow Sergeant.
Okay. Anyway, you are the first batch of female NSF recruits.
- Are you all happy? - No.
Why aren't you happy?
It's okay, we are very open-minded.
Feel free to share your thoughts.
Can we really say the "tru"?
- What? - The truth.
Of course you can say the truth.
- You won't scold me? - No, we won't scold you.
- Really? - Confirm.
Chop?
Chop!
You can speak first.
Recruit, stand up and introduce yourself.
Hi, Sergeant. Recruit Joey here.
Please share with us your thoughts.
Well, you know, I never thought
that I will be an NSF one day.
I just thought of marrying a guy,
give birth to children, and live a simple life.
Yes.
That is also my simple dream.
Hello, sir. I am Recruit BQ.
- Brother. - Recruit.
You called me Brother?
You're supposed to call me Sergeant
and call her ma'am.
- Understand? - Okay.
Sergeant.
Hello, my name is Recruit Lau Lan Lan.
What are you guys laughing about?
Sergeant, you see.
Life is already very tough.
Your question is very difficult to answer.
I can't earn enough to feed myself outside.
I earn such a paltry sum here.
It is very tough.
You should know
that we are BTC.
BTC?
Low educational level!
I am a very simple person.
I just want to come in
and complete my duties to the nation.
I want to go all out on my work outside.
I do not want to waste my time here, really.
A round of applause, please.
- Good. - Okay.
Yes.
Hi, my name is Recruit Chow Ai Lian.
For me, it's because I owe loan sharks a lot of money.
This NS came just in time to give me
a place to hide.
The army is very safe because there are guards and guns.
- Yes. - Yes.
Hello.
- Watch it. - Lose weight.
I am Recruit Yuan Yuan Yuan.
I am a mother of one child,
just like her.
So girls,
even I have to come for NS.
So you can see how serious the problem of manpower shortage in Singapore is.
Don't complain, okay? Even I am called up.
Don't worry.
We go through it together.
Go through it together.
Caring for one another.
Recruit, how about you? What's your name?
I am Recruit Amanda, Sergeant.
So any thoughts?
It's okay, I like it.
So cool, she's so fierce.
Okay, what about you?
I am Recruit Goh Bee Bee.
As far as NSF for girls is concerned,
I think that national defense
is everyone's responsibility.
Not just the men's.
So we should not shirk
the responsibility of playing our part
for our national defense.
It is just not fair.
Sergeant, I thought we have another Aloysius Jin here.
By the way, I am Recruit Mani Peh.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- Recruit. - You called me Recruit?
Sorry, Sergeant.
I am Recruit Princess See.
I don't think we need to serve in NS
because you know that famous movie,
I Not Stupid.
There is one word that is very interesting.
- One line. - One line.
It's very interesting.
If you put rubbish in the right place,
it is a "sauce".
- Resource. - Resource.
A resource put in the wrong place is rubbish.
So here, I am rubbish.
Can I go home tomorrow or even now?
Very funny, Recruit.
- Recruit, how about you? - Hello, Sergeant.
I am Recruit Zhang Li.
I feel that
doing what we can
is our duty.
Sisters, let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
Good.
Ma'am, Sergeant. I am Recruit Chng.
What's your full name?
Monica Chng.
- Embarrassing. - Nice name.
Ma'am, I don't mind joining the NS to protect Singapore.
But will the army protect my nails, skin, and face?
Sergeant, I am Recruit Bobo Chia.
Technology is so advanced nowadays.
We can use AI robots to fight the war.
Why do we still need humans?
Especially girls, right?
Right.
- True. - Thank you.
Sergeant, Recruit Kamala.
I think I am not against serving in the NS.
In fact, my brother, my father, and my uncle
were all officers in the NS.
So they are hoping that I will become an officer as well
and that's a challenge I am giving myself.
As far as NS is concerned,
I am 50-50.
I mean,
it disrupts my plans for university.
But on the other hand,
I am quite curious what military training is like
for women like me.
- Who are you? - Who are you?
I am Recruit Fatimah.
- Hi. - Good.
Thanks for all your views.
I know you ladies are from different backgrounds,
sharing different perspectives about NS.
But for me,
NS is not only about the military training,
but it's a place where friendships are built.
Just like you,
bonded together as one.
So please,
cherish these three months of training together.
- Okay? - Okay.
Right.
By the way, you don't need to use that anymore
to prevent the mosquitoes.
Because this bunk
is being painted with anti-mosquito properties paint.
Our army is doing its best to protect you as much as possible.
All right, ladies.
To prepare for your stand by bed, I will show you how to pack your cabinets
according to GBMT standards.
Is that understood?
- Yes. - Yes.
I'm very happy to be surrounded by so many beautiful ladies.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Very nice lash extensions.
Can all of you show me your fingernails?
Very nice.
You'd better kiss them goodbye tonight
because tomorrow,
all of your fingernails have to look like this.
- So ugly. - I don't want.
Anyway, I am going to show you how to tie your shoelaces.
Can anyone lend me your boots?
Me.
Sergeant.
Thank you.
So I will show you guys.
But before I proceed,
please have your food while it's still warm.
- Can we? - Yes, go ahead.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Let's start.
Hello?
Are you okay, Recruit BQ?
Okay.
Section 2 has 15 girls.
All of them seem very friendly.
I think I am very lucky.
Section 2.
- Good evening, Sergeant Lee. - Good evening, Sergeant Lee.
You all may use your handphone now for 30 minutes.
- Yes! - Thank you, Sergeant.
Hello, Mommy. I miss you so much.
What are you doing?
Yes, I am speaking English purposely.
I want to learn English now,
so I am speaking it as much as possible.
I think the military equipment should be upgraded,
so that we can save time and be more efficient.
They should focus on this aspect.
Listen, I have a batch of products which are top sellers.
Help me sell them and I will share the commission.
I already have my own products to sell.
- What do you sell? - Skincare.
No clash, but you'd better not report me.
- Okay. - Girl.
Mommy is in the army already.
Gun?
No, it's only our first day today.
After they issue it, I will show you, okay?
The training camp is so far away.
Can you complain and ask them to change my camp
to somewhere nearer to our house?
Best if it is within walking distance.
Actually, everything is okay.
Platoon Commander and Sergeant are all very friendly.
Nothing like what you said. Very friendly.
It's a little weird, but I'll be fine.
You have my word.
Let's go, quickly.
Quick.
Mom.
I miss your cooking.
The food here doesn't taste good.
How about you come here and cook for me?
Daddy.
Sergeant? He is a nice guy.
Gentleman and handsome.
I'm scared I'll fall in love,
just like in a Korean drama.
Okay, that's all for tonight.
Good night, bye. I love you.
Joey, life doesn't start nor end with me.
All that we have shared are moments I will never forget.
But it is time to move on.
Move on? But I am not ready to move on without you.
Maybe because it's your first relationship.
But when you get over me,
you will appreciate what I am doing.
It's all for your own good.
It's for my own good?
- Yes. - Good evening, guys.
Are you ready to make your order?
You look a bit familiar to me.
- Sir? - Coffee, thank you.
Coffee. And for ma'am?
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary. It's a splendid choice.
Would you like it to be extra spicy?
As spicy as it can get.
All right, I'll be right back. Enjoy your evening.
You want me to appreciate you for breaking up with me?
Like what? Get you a gift?
Joey, listen.
I think we are living in two different worlds.
But…
Please leave your message after the tone.
Joey, are you crying? What happened?
Can you speak Chinese?
Sorry, I can't speak Chinese.
Luckily, I can speak English.
Are you crying because of NS?
No, I broke up with my boyfriend.
It's okay.
Out with the old and in with the new, right?
Yes, Joey.
Just stay with us and you will forget him very soon.
Are you sure?
Can I earn a lot of money?
Show me your products.
Don't be impatient. I will show you later.
It's good stuff and I have tons of it.
Serious.
I am sure it will sell like hotcakes.
Close the door.
I have that too.
Hello, Section 2.
I have some good stuff for you all.
Come and have a look.
It's 10 minutes to 10 p.m.
Section 2, 10 minutes to light out.
Please come and have a look.
Have a look.
This a health supplement from Holistic Way.
This joint collagen protects your knee.
- "Knee"? - "Knee"?
The one in English, not Mandarin.
With this, you will not get tanned.
It's the savior of female recruits.
We all like to look beautiful.
- Right? - Free?
Free? Are you mad?
I can guarantee the best price in Singapore.
No one can fight.
Free of charge! Come and see, girls.
I have something for you. Come.
Same products.
Yes, they are the same, but free.
Damn it!
Hello, for free?
- For real? - Yes.
Gosh. How can I do business if you do this?
Sister, she is doing business over there.
You doing this is not good.
Yes, people are trying to earn money.
Didn't your mother teach you?
My mother taught me.
She said to give this away to help people.
You have a lot of them too.
You can also bring this to give people and help them.
It makes us you, me,
and everybody happy.
- Free? - Yes. Free.
Do you dare eat this? It's free.
Eat it if you dare.
- It's free. - You can just take it.
It's original.
Really, take them. Free of charge.
- Do you want it? - No, thank you.
You don't?
Section 2, lights off.
Section 1, lights off!
- Lights off! - Lights off!
These ladies have such a good life.
What time is it already?
They are all still sleeping.
My section too.
Ma'am, do you want us to wake them up?
No.
We shall see
what time they will wake up.
Wake up!
Section 2, wake up!
Good.
- Wake up! - Wake up!
- They're awake.
Hurry up.
Wake up!
Stop sleeping!
- Hello? Princess? - Wake up!
Faster, wake up.
Wake up.
Wrong.
Wake up, please.
Are you all ready?
- Yes. - Yes, Sergeant.
Showtime.
- Platoon 5! Hurry up, fall in! - Hurry up!
Hurry up, the sun is already up!
- Platoon 2, what time is it now? - Hurry up!
- Hurry up! Run! - Come on!
Keep going!
- Come out! - You move slower than my grandmother!
- Keep going! Right now! - Hurry up!
Keep going!
- Hurry up! - Faster!
Hurry up and fall out in front of us!
- This side. - Faster, hurry up!
- Hurry up! - Move, hello!
- Hurry up! - My grandmother can move better than you!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Platoon 5.
I'm very disappointed with all of you!
What the hell is this?
Now, I know.
Sergeant Chow is really Chow Sergeant.
I think our life is going to be very bad.
Ladies, let me remind you.
You are in the army.
Not staycation or holiday camp.
And you.
Recruit Princess See.
What the hell is this?
Don't worry, Sergeant.
I am half-dressed today. I will be fully dressed tomorrow.
Give me 20 now!
My wallet is upstairs.
Can I PayNow you?
Platoon, listen up.
When I say give me 20 or drop 20,
I want you to clap and shout "bravo"
before you do your push-ups.
Drop 20 now!
Yes, Sergeant!
Drunk!
One, Sergeant.
Bloody hell, you!
What do you think is this? The Phantom of the Opera?
Take off your mask now!
Swallow it.
- Swallow? - Drop 20!
Bravo!
What is this?
Why are you holding on to your pants?
Ma'am, my pants are too big.
They gave me the wrong size,
XXXL.
Didn't you check?
I thought it's an Alibaba bag.
Why are you so blur, Recruit BQ?
- Sorry, ma'am. - Drop 20.
But ma'am, if I drop,
my pants will drop.
Drop now.
Yes, ma'am.
Bravo.
Recruit Yuan Yuan Yuan.
Yes, Sergeant.
Do you think you are very cute?
No, Sergeant.
Why is your fringe out?
Sorry, Sergeant.
You hide it or I'll cut it.
I hide it.
You and you! Where's your cap?
It was too rushed. I forgot.
Good, and you?
It was too rushed this morning.
I didn't have time.
Nonsense. Drop 20 now.
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
- Bravo. - Bravo.
Hey you, do you think you are Mickey Mouse?
No, Sergeant.
I'm sorry, I overslept because I had a nightmare.
Nightmare?
I will show you what nightmare is day and night.
Wake up your bloody idea!
Drop 20.
Yes, Sergeant.
- Drunk. - Drunk?
Wake up your idea!
Bravo.
I need a Platoon In-Charge.
Let's see who will be the first Platoon In-Charge.
You.
Recruit Kamala.
I will appoint you as the first Platoon In-Charge.
Report to me later, is that clear?
Yes, Sergeant.
Platoon 5, watch your front.
Look up.
Bloody hell.
All of you hung your clothing and undergarments on the railing.
You think this is a Housing and Development Board flat?
This is the army camp.
Ladies, let me remind all of you.
Your honeymoon was yesterday.
It's over. No more.
I will give you 15 minutes
to clear all your clothes and undergarments
and change to your Smart 4 for Officer Commanding address.
Is that clear?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Move, go.
- Go. - Move.
Oh, my God.
Sergeant Chow is not only a Chow Sergeant.
I think he is a monster.
Why can't he speak normally?
Why must he always be shouting?
Everywhere we go
- Everywhere we go - Everywhere we go
People want to know
- People want to know - People want to know
Who we are
- Who we are - Who we are
Where we come from
- Where we come from - Where we come from
So we tell them
- So we tell them - So we tell them
We are from Bravo
- We are from Bravo - We are from Bravo
Bravo Platoon 5
- Bravo Platoon 5 - Bravo Platoon 5
- Bravo - Bravo
Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.
Welcome to Bravo Company.
I am your Officer Commanding, Captain Ben Tan.
Your GBMT will officially start from now.
What we teach you here,
you must learn as far as possible.
Do it with your heart
and do it with all your strength.
What kind of work you will be most suitable for in the end,
but not necessarily as an infantry soldier.
Over the next three months,
we will guide you step by step.
We will follow you throughout the whole journey.
If you can do it, we will applaud you.
If you can't do it, we will continue to train you.
If you are sad, if you cry,
we will accompany you,
and we will never leave you alone.
In times of war,
there is no rehearsal.
There is no retake.
You only get one chance.
That is why we must train you hard to fight.
During the war,
everyone and anyone regardless of gender
can become a victim
because bullets don't differentiate between men and women.
When you wear this uniform,
you will always be seen
as the enemy of the enemy.
As we undergo training,
you will find mud stuck to your face and body.
Remember.
That mud is soil.
Our soil.
Platoon Sergeants, carry on.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Platoon 5, move to your bunks for stand by bed now!
- Go! - Go!
Room.
- Good morning, Sergeant Lee. - Good morning, Sergeant Lee.
Why are you girls still hanging your undergarments outside?
Recruit.
Just because of my small size,
you think you can make fun of me?
No, Sergeant. I was joking.
Yesterday, you said I looked like your daughter.
Do I look like your daughter?
No, Sergeant.
Say "I don't look like your daughter"
three times, now.
"I don't look like your daughter."
Sergeant.
Wake up your idea.
It's "you" not "I".
Say it three times now.
"You don't look like my daughter."
- Sergeant. - Is that clear?
Yes, Sergeant.
Just now, I asked you to clear your clothing
and your undergarments from the railing.
I thought I gave you all enough time to do so.
So whose is this?
Sergeant, it's mine.
Recruit Joey, you again.
Drop 20 now.
Yes, Sergeant.
Bravo.
Louder.
Bravo!
- Section IC. - Yes, Sergeant.
- Aren't you supposed to report strength? - Yes, Sergeant.
Why didn't you do so?
Sorry, Sergeant.
Drop 20 now.
Yes, Sergeant.
Bravo.
Whose is this?
So big.
Mine, Sergeant.
And this? Whose?
Must be yours.
Down 20.
Yes, Sergeant.
Who said you can take that off?
Now.
Bravo.
- Room. - Bravo.
What is this?
Your room is in a mess.
Recruit Bobo Chia.
Permission to share something?
Yes, what is it?
In order to prevent recruits from hanging their clothes everywhere,
I think the army should install
an automated laundry system
at the corridor ceiling.
That way, we can dry our clothes fast and effectively.
I have a contact. Do you want it?
Who said you could use your phone?
This is stand by bed now.
Not for you to discuss about this.
And you.
Don't teach me what to do.
- But ma'am, the system-- - Do you want to do extra duty?
- No, ma'am. - Drop 20 now.
Yes, ma'am.
Bravo.
You haven't cut your fingernails
although yesterday, I asked all of you to cut your nails
for stand by bed today.
Why have you all not cut it?
Show me your nails now.
You.
And you.
Look at your beds!
Bloody messy.
You all don't know how to pack your beds too?
You're taking me for granted, right?
- Whole lot, knock it down now! - 19, Sergeant.
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
20, Sergeant.
- Bravo. - Bravo.
One, Sergeant.
Two, Sergeant.
I give you ten minutes to clear your bunk for stand by bed
and take off your boots for nail inspection.
Is that clear?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Now I can confirm
that last night was a sweet dream
and now it's a horrible, terrible, vegetable nightmare.
I can see that nothing has been done to your nails.
I give you all one more chance
and get it settled by tomorrow.
Is that clear?
- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am.
Recruit BQ.
What is this?
Sergeant, these are the toys that grew up with me.
They cannot live without me,
- so I brought them along. - What?
I thought before you all came to BMT,
we already told you not to bring toys in, right?
Then what are all these?
What is this, Recruit BQ?
It is my smelly pillow.
Your smelly pillow?
What is it for?
I need this smell to accompany me to sleep.
What?
Recruit BQ, what is this?
You are in the army,
not a kindergarten.
You are a soldier, not a baby.
When you book out,
bring all of these home with you
And drop 20.
Yes, Sergeant.
No, wait.
I changed my mind.
I want you to write 1,000 times,
"I am a soldier now. I will throw away my…"
What's this?
- Smelly pillow. - Smelly pillow.
It's already so smelly and you still don't want to throw it away.
Do it 1,000 times. Is that clear?
Yes, Sergeant.
But I still like you.
Recruit Joey, come here.
Why is this a mess?
It looks like a garbage dump.
But ma'am,
I only had time to pack here.
But I didn't have time to pack here.
Don't give me nonsense.
Seeing your cabinet,
I seem to have seen your mind
which is very messy.
Am I right?
Yes, I am very messy.
I feel very messed up.
Stop crying.
Can't you do it by yourself?
Or you need your mommy, your maid
or your boyfriend to help you?
I said stop crying.
You are a soldier.
Drop 20 now.
Yes, ma'am.
Bravo.
Recruit Amanda, well done.
Thank you, Sergeant.
What is this shit?
Recruit See.
This is not shit. This is sweet.
Because this is Princess' palace, ma'am.
Palace? Come here.
Yes, ma'am.
I thought we've taught you the standard way
of packing a Recruit's cabinet?
Yes, ma'am. I know.
But I think that the Recruit's cabinet is so ugly.
So I used my head to design this.
It's nice, right?
Do you think this is your father's army,
doing things the way you like?
Father's army? Good idea.
I can ask my father to buy the army
because my father is very rich,
so it will become my father's army.
Can I?
Is this funny to you?
You wake up your bloody idea.
Sorry, ma'am.
And what is this?
Why so many?
- Are you going to sell them here? - No, ma'am.
You know it is illegal to sell things in the army?
I don't know, ma'am. But I am not selling it here.
I am giving it to everybody for free
because I want everybody to run faster and stronger.
Don't move when I am talking to you, do you understand?
- Yes, ma'am. - Aren't you giving this out?
Bring this all to the table and drop 20.
Yes, menses.
Did I say menses?
Sorry, my English is not so good.
So I'll drop.
- Drunk. - No.
I've changed my mind.
Don't drop 20.
I want you to write 1,500 lines saying,
"This is not my father's army."
Am I clear?
I need to write 1,500 lines?
Yes. Is it still funny now?
Not funny now.
Bring this to the table now and go.
Yes, ma'am.
Very big luggage, Recruit.
What's inside? Open it up.
Yes, Sergeant.
What's this, Recruit?
This is Holistic Way's Joint Collagen.
It's good for strengthening your joints.
This one is very good.
You will not be afraid of being tanned.
Your skin will be very fair.
Look, we are all females.
I also want to help everybody
to run faster and stronger.
Very good.
Yes, Sergeant.
Same product?
No. Hers should be fake.
Recruit See has the same product
and she's giving it out for free.
What about you?
- I am selling it here. - Selling?
You know it's illegal to sell things here, Recruit?
Is it illegal?
Give it out for free. It's very good to help people.
So how?
I'll also give it out for free, Sergeant!
Good.
Help me.
Come, put the free ones here.
Let people take it.
Come, put here.
Very good, Recruit Lau.
Come, clap for your section mate.
Free stuff, you know?
Very good. Well done, Recruit.
Thank you, Sergeant.
Ladies.
This is how you should pack your cabinet for stand by bed.
Is that clear?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
All right, ladies.
For your information,
the weather in the coming months will be very hot
and training will be tough.
So I suggest to cut your hair short
for hygiene purposes and to save time.
Of course it's not compulsory.
But I will highly recommend you all to do so
because I will be cutting my hair tomorrow.
- Tomorrow? - Yes, tomorrow.
So who's going to join me?
Is it free?
- Yes, it's free. - I'll join.
ZHENG
Although haircutting
is not compulsory for girls,
the people who volunteered to cut their hair
still cried.
Cried like "cats and dogs".
Don't ask me why.
This is us being girls.
Some girls are like that.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning, gentlemen.
Sit down.
Third day.
It's only the third day
and Ministry of Defense has received a complaint email
from a group of parents.
Sir, these parents are so quick
to react and efficient.
Yes, these complaints are from the parents
who have served in the army before.
They know the culture and the pattern of the army.
They are very familiar with how the army runs.
And now, they want to remind the Ministry of Defense
to warn our trainers
that this batch are all female recruits only,
so we must handle them differently.
Sir, parents nowadays are incredible.
Yes, times have changed.
I also want to remind you of these complaints.
"Excessive use of abusive language and vulgarities."
"Vulgarities involving multiple sexual organs."
Sir.
Do they think we are still in the 1970s?
"Excessive use of loud voices
that might damage their daughter's eardrums
leading to irreparable nightmares."
Tofu generation.
We would have been deaf long ago.
Okay. Another example.
"Commanders must not make unreasonable requests."
Sir, what do they mean by unreasonable?
Ten seconds to change to the Standard Battle Order.
He's talking about you.
You and also you.
Okay, there are a lot more.
I am going to forward this MINDEF email to all of you.
Make sure you read them, gentlemen.
Sir.
Now even the parents can tell us what to do.
Why not let them run the army?
Sir, how can we work like this?
Sir, we train their children to fight for the nation.
We end up fighting with the parents.
It is making our job very tough. Any advice?
My advice is to find the right balance.
How do you define the right balance?
For this,
you all have to use your own initiative.
Steady, sir.
- Kamala, can I sit here？ - Yes, please.
- We can finally eat. - Yes.
Take out your bag.
- Take out your bag. - Sorry.
I don't have hair, nails, breasts, or a bum
and my hair looks like a motorcycle helmet.
I definitely won't have a boyfriend.
I got hair, nails, breasts, and a bum.
But they're no use.
My boyfriend left me still.
Actually, you still look very pretty.
Look at me. I look like Darth Vader.
But I am still very sad.
So sad? Why do you cry so much?
The one who should really be crying is you.
Me? Why?
Yes. Are you okay?
I mean Sergeant Lee threw the bra at you
and put the underwear on your head.
I thought that was very rude, you know.
It's okay. Small kid.
I treat her like a kid.
Kids are ignorant.
Anyway, I am not superstitious.
So never mind.
You are too kind.
Fortunately, the underwear is yours, so you don't mind it.
Actually, the underwear isn't mine.
Sorry.
- Not yours? - It's so big.
Why didn't you say anything?
What for?
I'll just sabotage another person.
It's okay.
Yuan Yuan, you're so good. You're the breast.
- Please don't touch my breasts. - Sorry.
I still think you should voice out.
This is the army.
They have the law, but we have the rights.
If I were you, I would surely complain.
No, I think your idea is wrong.
Yuan Yuan is right. This is only our third day in the army.
If we write a letter of complaint,
they might make things tough for us.
Our lives will be worse.
You must understand army's practice.
Yes, she has a point.
I suggest we wait and give them a chance.
But if things get out of hand, we'll complain.
I mean, we are not in the 70s or 80s.
We have to voice out.
Yes.
There is an army portal whereby you can lodge complaints.
- Really? - Yes.
Did you know there's a portal in the army?
If the recruits are unhappy, they can complain.
Lee.
What you did was very wrong.
I need to talk to you about this.
Come see me after this, okay?
You see, there are 15 girls in this section.
Especially when you do something bad,
there will surely be some hero who will complain about you.
I am very worried about you.
Yes, I know what you mean.
Now, we are like being in an imperial drama.
Yes, imperial drama.
Anyway, Lily, why did you do that?
I don't know either.
At the moment, I just felt like I'm the king.
Do you really think it's an imperial drama?
Guys, we need to remember.
This is not the 80s anymore.
Nowadays, social media is very scary.
The keyboard warriors can destroy us at any time.
So we need to be extra careful.
Then how? What should I do?
Pray to your God.
Morning, ma'am.
OC wants to see all of you.
Okay.
- Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
At ease.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Commanding Officer wants me to remind everyone
that when dealing with our first batch of female Recruits,
we must use our own initiative
to find the right balance.
Is that clear?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
But sir,
how do we find the right balance?
Let me give you an example.
It's my understanding that yesterday,
one of our Section Commanders
placed a Recruit's underwear on her head.
Don't ask me how I knew.
I was an intelligence officer.
Sorry, sir. It was me.
I didn't know this was so serious.
Sergeant Lily.
What you have done
did not contribute to the Recruit's training at all.
In fact, it's considered ill-treatment.
Sorry, sir.
We'll deal with that later.
Yes, sir.
So that's how you get into trouble.
When you don't find the right balance.
Right balance.
Sir, in that case,
do we still scold or not?
Do we still punish or not?
Of course we must use punishment to educate them.
But as the CO says,
we must always find the right balance.
And how do we find the right balance?
Use our initiative, sir?
Yes.
And how do we use our own initiative?
Find the right balance, sir.
Yes.
Good morning, Recruits.
- Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, ma'am.
Sergeant Lily has been posted out to another company.
I want to introduce to you
your new Section Commander.
Good morning, Recruits.
- Good morning, Sergeant. - Good morning, Sergeant.
I'll be your new Section Commander.
I am Sergeant Loh.
I'll be taking care of you all from now on.
Let's work together, shall we?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Okay.
Today, we will be doing a running trial
to see your performance.
I want all of you to run as fast as possible.
So give me your best.
Is that clear?
- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am.
Recruits.
Before we begin,
I am going to tell you guys one last time.
Although we always say to use your initiative,
you'd better not take the shortcut,
and tell us that you are using your initiative.
So you'd better not try to be funny with me, is that clear?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
I will hand you over to Sergeant Lim.
She will be your PT instructor for today.
Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning, Sergeant. - Good morning, Sergeant.
Welcome to IFT,
also known as Individual Fitness Test.
This is very similar to Individual Physical Proficiency Test,
but it is a bit different.
Do you see the road ahead?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
There are a lot of up and down slopes,
so run properly
and be really careful.
Are you all hydrated?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
All right. Let's space out and do our warm-up.
Everyone, follow me to the front.
Stand by.
Don't be sad.
Let me tell you, just run fast
and throw away all the unhappy things, okay?
Be steady, okay?
It's a deal.
Three, two, one, go.
- Come on, move. - Hurry up.
I want all of you to run as fast as you can.
You'd better not make me say,
"My grandmother can run faster than you."
The last five of you
will stay back for extra training with me.
Is that clear?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
- Move. - Come on.
- Come on, Recruit BQ. - Come on.
Come on.
Keep going, come on.
Faster.
Keep going, come on.
Go. Hurry up.
Recruit BQ, you are the last one.
My grandmother can do better than you.
Keep moving!
- Really? - Yes.
Come on, Recruit.
The more I see that crazy woman, the angrier I get.
I have no business because of her.
Don't worry, we will find a chance to deal with her later.
Go.
Are you okay? Catch up.
Are you okay?
You go first.
Are you sure you're okay?
Okay, bye.
Hurry up, Recruit. Keep going.
Eyes at the front.
Hurry up.
Catch up.
Keep going.
Don't let me catch you.
There's no one else.
The crazy woman is still behind us.
Lan Lan, look in front.
See? Damn, it's a slope.
A beautiful slope.
Later, you can show her what you've got.
Let's take cover first.
Hurry up, she's coming. Hide properly.
She's coming.
Princess!
Medic!
Help!
Princess, are you okay?
Hold on.
Are you okay?
Medic, help!
Help, medic!
Are you okay? Where are you hurt?
Recruit.
- Recruit Princess. - I'm putting pressure on your legs.
- Let me know if it hurts. - Are you okay?
- I'm not okay. - What is your name, Recruit?
Are you okay?
I think we shouldn't tell her.
- It's a very serious offense. - Yes.
- We don't even know if it's true. - She saw it.
- Go and tell her. - Really?
- Just go. - We don't need to say first.
Joey.
Come.
- What happened? - I didn't see it.
But I heard somebody said somebody pushed somebody to fall
and somebody said somebody is a "white horse" in our section.
- White horse? - Then this whole thing
is going to blow up.
Joey, you saw everything, right?
You are the eyewitness. I think you should tell Sergeant.
- If it were you? - If it was me?
I will tell Sergeant
because it's our responsibility.
Who's the "white horse"?
I don't know.
I think maybe Princess is the "white horse".
- She's very rich. - Yes.
And Princess is your buddy.
But…
Joey, my father is a lawyer.
He cannot tolerate seeing all of this.
If I were you, I'd go to the office and complain.
These two gangsters are really too much.
- They must get punished. - Okay.
- But… - I think you shouldn't tell.
Did you see the two gangsters?
They are very fierce, especially that Lan Lan.
She has a gang behind her.
Very dangerous. What if you get targeted?
What nonsense.
Singapore has law and police
and you know what's the best part?
There are security cameras everywhere.
You make one mistake and you get caught. Just say.
- I think you should tell. - I think you should tell.
I think you shouldn't tell.
Okay, if you really want to tell,
you can do it in a smart way.
I have friends who can help you.
For my own safety,
I think I won't tell.
Recruit Joey, Platoon Sergeant wants to see you now.
- Never mind, it's okay. You decide. - Never mind, it's okay. You decide.
You all think she will say the truth?
It's a double whammy.
If it were me, I wouldn't say.
Prepare your popcorn.
Showtime.
Recruit Lau.
I'll give you one last chance.
Tell me. What happened?
Sergeant.
Everyone was running the same route.
We were just unlucky.
She rolled down the slope just as we passed by.
Then the blame is on us.
Yes, if you insist that we pushed her,
it's very unfair to us.
Unless you have evidence, Sergeant.
Evidence? Okay.
I have an eyewitness.
Come in.
Recruit Joey.
You were behind the two of them just now, right?
Tell us what happened.
Sergeant, it's okay.
It's not her fault.
It's not their fault.
It's my fault.
I was careless
and I rolled down the mountain.
Recruit Princess, are you telling me a lie?
Yes.
Do you know lying is a serious offense?
I know.
But I don't want to give them trouble.
I want to give them happiness.
Look, they are just superficial injuries.
I'll just apply the ointment and it's fine.
Let's go back.
Come back.
Are you the Sergeant or am I?
Don't you know?
You.
Then did I give you permission to leave?
Sorry, Sergeant.
Recruit Joey, what are you afraid of?
Tell us what happened.
The two of you, get out first.
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Come on, Recruit Joey.
You need to let us know what happened.
Your section mate is injured because of this.
Come on, Joey.
Just tell us the truth. Don't worry.
Sergeant.
I saw with my own eyes.
They pushed Princess down the slope.
I saw with my own eyes.
I'm not lying.
Okay.
Thank you, Recruit Joey.
You all may fall out.
- Thank you, Sergeant. - Thank you, Sergeant.
- Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you, ma'am.
Sergeant Loh.
Get Recruit Lau and Recruit Chow back.
Yes, Sergeant.
Thank you so much, Joey.
You are my hero.
It's okay, girls.
It's all going to be okay.
- But what should we do? - Is it painful?
- Yes. - Are you tired of living?
How dare you sabotage us?
Are you tired of living?
Come down if you dare.
- Don't push. - Be nice.
- Don't push. Don't touch. - Come on.
Why don't you just go back to your bed and relax?
Big-sized one, don't say I didn't warn you.
This is none of your business. Better stay out!
Don't fight.
- No. - Stop.
Please put down the chair.
Okay, I'll put it down.
- Let me tell you. - Thank you.
Don't say I didn't give you face. There will be no next time.
- Bloody hell, I am damn angry. - Don't worry.
Retain your composure.
- We've still got many weeks here. - This is too scary.
Like hamster.
- You mean gangster? - Yes, gangster.
But it's okay.
Everything is still under control.
Thank you, Amanda.
Please leave your message after the tone.
Yes.
We finally got our "husbands".
As ex-army boys have said,
their "wives" are very troublesome.
I didn't believe them before.
But now,
I am fully convinced.
This "husband" is not only heavy,
but it also doesn't know how to dote on us.
And we still need to carry them everywhere.
We must take care of them.
Otherwise, we will get our asses kicked.
The only good thing is
they can protect us during wartime.
But if there's no war,
they are just useless.
The funny thing is Sergeant said that
because we have our "husbands",
this is why we have no wars.
This is a terminology.
I don't understand what it means.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Left, left,
- Left, right, left. - Halt.
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out - Book out, book out
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out - Book out, book out
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
- Hey! - Hey!
Halt.
Are you ready for your first book out?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Okay, let's go.
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out - Book out, book out
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out - Book out, book out
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out - Book out, book out
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
Damn it, we got confined on our first book out.
It's all because of you.
I was stupid to listen to your suggestion.
I merely suggested, but you really pushed her.
Will you eat shit if I told you to?
Okay, no use arguing.
Let's go, quick.
Bloody hell, we have to report once every two hours.
This is mad. Ready?
Yes, hurry up.
Fast march.
Left, left, left, right, left.
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out - Book out, book out
Left, right, left.
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
Left, right, left.
- Today is our book out day - Today is our book out day
- Book out, book out day - Book out, book out day
- Joey? - Hi, Auntie.
You're in NS now?
Yes, and today is my first book out.
I came here to look for Damien. Is he home?
He's not at home.
But you look good in your uniform.
Thank you.
Do you know what time Damien will be home?
I don't know.
He didn't say.
I think you'd better go home first.
Your parents may be missing you.
Okay, I'll go home first then.
- Thank you, Auntie. - Thank you.
- Bye. - Bye.
Please leave your message after…
Please leave your message after the tone.
Place your boots properly.
I'm not in camp. I'm at home already.
Is that what your Sergeant taught you?
Daddy, I want to ask you.
The camp is so far away.
Why don't you buy me a car?
So you don't have to pick me up during book out.
Pretty, please?
Monica.
Check out this app.
What is this?
Choose the car you want.
You mean I can choose whatever I want
and order from the app?
Yes.
So many cars.
This is nice.
Grandma.
- You're back. - Yes, I'm back.
You're sleeping.
King Daddy!
Your Princess is back!
I'm back!
Good.
Daddy, Mommy.
Stop massage.
- Queen Mommy! - My Princess!
You're back.
Why are you hurt?
I had training yesterday.
While I was running, some people knocked into me
and I rolled down the mountain.
Rolled down the mountain?
Rolled down the slope?
Rolled down the slope.
Is it painful?
Mommy, do you want to try it?
Just kidding.
My King.
Our Princess
got hurt in the army.
Should we complain or not?
No, Queen Mommy.
Don't worry, okay?
- Everything is under control. - Everything is under control.
Daddy taught you and you used it.
Daddy, I use it every day.
Good.
And this was so painful.
But I didn't cry.
Did you see? I told you.
She's a different person after enlisting.
- Good. - Correct.
But you must remember, when we are not with you,
you have to be very careful, okay?
Yes, Queen Mommy.
King Daddy, come sit here.
- See. - Yes. Why?
I have something important to ask you.
- Something important? Okay. - Okay?
Everyone in the army says this,
but I don't know the meaning.
- Okay. - The word is…
What?
"In preservatives"?
No, wrong. Look at my mouth.
"In charity"?
- No, something else. - "In relativity"？
- Try again. - "In cherry teeth"?
Last try.
- Initiative. - Yes!
I wanted to say this word.
Initiative. Okay.
Usually, "initiative" means
you come up with ideas at the right time
that has never been thought of before
and you apply it correctly.
Okay? This is called using initiative.
Understand?
Very easy.
King Daddy.
You explained, I listened.
But I still don't understand.
But don't worry.
Everything is under control, okay?
I won't understand it now, but I will in the future.
I'm feeling giddy now.
I want to go and sleep, bye.
Listen to me.
I can explain more.
What's happening?
What's with her?
What's happening? This is what is happening.
She asked me what initiative is.
I explained it to her and she said she felt dizzy
and walked away.
What is this and what are you doing?
Initiative.
This is healthy alkaline water.
I prepared 50 bottles
for Princess to bring to the army
to give to her OC, CO, Sergeant, and officers.
This is also an initiative, okay?
My head hurts.
My Queen Mommy.
Let me tell you.
Your initiative and the army's initiative is different.
Why is it different?
You haven't been in the army before. You can't do it your own way.
Do you know?
You need to let her survive on her own.
By always acting on her behalf,
she won't be independent.
You need water to survive.
This isn't right, that isn't right.
Nothing is right.
I'll drink it myself, then everything is right.
Please leave your message after the tone.
Please leave your message…
Please leave your message after the tone.
I don't know why
using initiative in the army
is so popular.
My father explained,
but I still do not understand what it means.
Never mind.
I will continue to find out.
Never say die.
Fatimah.
What happened?
We just had our first book out a few days ago.
Are you missing your family already?
No, it's not that.
It's my uncle.
He has some legal problems.
Now my whole family is worried about him.
I can introduce a good lawyer to you.
Don't worry.
Really? You have contacts?
That is my business.
Okay. Give me the contact later, okay?
Sure.
Yuan Yuan.
My father couldn't find jobs for a very long time.
Do you think you can help?
Sure.
My gang will have all the jobs waiting for your father.
Really? Okay, thank you.
Yuan Yuan, can your gang help my friend's brother
pass his Mathematics exam?
Mathematics?
Any subject is okay.
I have a good tutor for you.
I'll pass you the contact later.
Okay, thank you.
So helping people is also an initiative?
Very good.
This fat woman has so many contacts.
I wonder where she got them.
Instructor is here already.
Morning, ladies.
- Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.
How was the book out?
- Normal. - Normal.
Okay, next time, don't book out.
Just kidding.
Anyway, my name is Lieutenant Song
and I will be your conducting officer for today.
I'll be teaching you guys how to do your camouflage.
I am sure you all have heard from your boyfriend,
uncle, father, cousins,
what camouflage is all about, right?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Back then, in the 1980s and 70s,
camouflage was about putting flowers and grass onto yourself,
integrating yourself into the surrounding,
so that the enemy cannot spot you.
Now, I am going to show you all the power of camouflage.
Demonstration Alpha.
Do you see anything?
- No, sir. - No, sir.
Open your eyes wider and look again.
Do you see anything?
- No, sir. - No, sir.
Stand up.
- So handsome. - So handsome.
You're here to learn about camouflage,
not to look at handsome guys.
Impressive, right?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
- You want to see the best? - Yes, sir.
Demonstration Bravo.
What's that?
You know what that looks like?
- Ostrich. - Ostrich.
That's not an ostrich.
That's your Sergeant Mar Tee.
Hello, everyone.
Your Sergeant Mar Tee here.
Round of applause for Sergeant Mar Tee.
Thank you, Mar Tee.
Okay, enough.
That method of camouflage was the best.
But in today's context,
not anymore.
With new technology,
we have new equipment and new uniform.
That pixelated uniform you are wearing
has been proven to be able to blend you guys
into the surrounding jungle,
so that the enemy cannot spot you guys.
Now that your body's camouflaged,
what's left?
Your face.
No.
Presenting to you,
Demonstration Charlie.
This is camouflage cream.
- Sir, we don't want. - Sir.
Sir.
I don't mind protecting my country,
but will my country protect my face?
- Yes. - Yes, agreed.
What do you mean?
The camouflage cream is going to damage my skin.
- Yes. - Yes, our skin is so precious.
Cannot.
My cousin used this and he had acne all over.
- Yes. - Yes.
Sir, as far as camouflage cream is concerned,
from what I know, most of the soldiers hated it.
- Yes. - Yes.
It is smelly and it doesn't benefit our skin.
- Yes. - Yes.
It can also cause acne as well.
And we still have to do facial treatment when we book out.
- Yes. - Correct.
Okay, I've heard this grandmother's story 1,000 times.
Do you have any better solutions?
If camouflage cream is to camouflage our face,
sir, this is my prototype.
With this design,
not only can it protect our face,
but our whole body too.
Our snipers are already using this.
I know, but this technology is more advanced.
It can hide our body temperature.
It is anti-infrared and it's waterproof.
We will install a miniature fan inside it
for ventilation.
You might as well install an air conditioner as well.
That will be type two.
And it will be more expensive.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
I am looking forward to your invention.
But for now, let's use camouflage cream.
Section Commander, take over.
Yes, sir.
Recruits, on your feet.
Take out your gloves.
Faster. Take this and pass around.
Come. Take this and pass around.
Take this and pass around.
Take.
Yes, take.
I got this UV care cream
for you to apply before your camouflage cream.
It will protect your skin from the sun
and the damages,
so that you will not become pocked-face like my cousin.
Where is everybody?
- Yes, we are coming. - Yes, we are coming.
Well, I can see everybody is using initiative to help each other
to change their life.
I think I'm slowly understanding what it means to use initiative.
Camouflage is very important for a soldier.
But you guys treat it as a joke.
Bloody hell. You think I won't punish you?
Down.
One, sir.
- Down. - Two, sir.
- Down. - Three, sir.
Down.
Mani, thank you for the sunscreen.
You are welcome.
Yes, this really protected our face.
Yes. Any other products to recommend?
Even better. This weekend's book out,
let me bring you guys for a facial.
Really?
We have this Ah Girls Army package
with very good treatment and very good rates.
It will make sure your skin becomes fair and smooth.
You will definitely not become pocked-face like my cousin.
- So good. - Thank you.
Why didn't you ask me along?
We're going for facials this weekend, do you want to come?
- I want. - You don't need to go. I'll go.
Your skin is already very nice.
Sister.
I didn't know you had a tattoo.
Yes.
This is just the small one.
Do you want to see the big one?
- Yes. - Let me show you all.
Let's go.
Are you ready?
- Yes. - Yes.
Is this a tiger or a cat?
Do you want to see mine instead?
- Yes. - Yes.
You, come out.
I want to see how great yours is.
- Get out of my way. - Come on.
Pay attention, don't look down on me.
Do you see it?
- Yes. - Yes.
Lan Lan, is this a dragon?
There are no legs, just like a snake.
What snake?
Come on.
I asked him for a discount and he said okay.
So this is the discounted result.
I will tattoo the legs when I have the money.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Morning, Recruits. - Good morning, sir.
My name is Lieutenant Chan.
Today, I will be teaching you jungle field signals.
In wartimes or operation times,
we will never talk to one another.
Instead, we will use hand signals to communicate with one another.
Do you understand?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Good. So today, I will be teaching you
seven basic jungle field signals
for you to use later when you are practicing.
I will go through with you now
and you will practice with me, do you understand?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Okay, your first signal.
Ambush.
- Ambush. - Ambush.
Second signal, enemy.
- Enemy. - Enemy.
Third signal, own people.
- Own people. - Own people.
Fourth signal, take cover.
- Take cover. - Take cover.
Your fifth signal, gather.
- Gather. - Gather.
Your sixth signal,
halt.
- Halt. - Halt.
For this signal,
the first person in the file will do it.
The rest of you will stop and follow as well.
Do you understand?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Okay, the seventh signal
is for you to ask your comrades to move faster.
This is what we call double up.
- Double up. - Double up.
I "double up" you.
Hello.
Do you think it's funny?
Behave yourselves.
Okay, since all of you are laughing,
I suppose you are clear with the signals.
So now I am going to test you.
Whatever signal I say,
you show me the hand gesture, do you understand?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
First signal, enemy.
- Enemy. - Enemy.
Hello, the enemy signal.
Hey, that's wrong.
- Gather. - Gather.
- Halt. - Halt.
- Double up. - Double up.
Behave yourselves.
- Faster. - Quiet down.
These are the signals you will be using to practice later.
Please be serious.
Before we proceed, any questions?
Sir, I have one question for you.
- Yes, Recruit? - Is that all the field signals?
How is that enough?
Good question, Recruit.
There are a lot of signals that I will be teaching you along the way.
For now, this is enough for you.
But if you need to, you can improvise.
Just make sure you understand the signals between one another.
- Do you understand? - Yes, sir.
Let's practice now. Let's go.
- Let's go. - Double up.
Take cover. What are you doing?
Take cover.
She took cover already. What are you doing?
Take cover.
No, Sergeant.
She's just demonstrating to you
that the traditional way of taking cover
is very outdated already.
- What? Outdated? - Yes.
And we will also get hurt very easily.
Sergeant. A little help, please.
What the hell is this, guys?
Sergeant, Group 2 has prepared something for you.
We will show you the power of taking cover in a new way.
What new way?
It's a little surprise. Do you mind turning away?
Yes, Sergeant. We will do you proud.
It is a new fantastic idea.
- Yes. - You'd better not try to be funny.
Turn around. Really.
Bloody Recruits.
Group 2, take cover!
- Group 2, take cover! - Group 2, take cover!
Sergeant, you can turn around now.
Where are you?
What are you doing?
- Taking cover, Sergeant. - Taking cover, Sergeant.
Taking cover?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
This way, I cannot see the enemy,
the enemy cannot see me too.
Are you trying to be funny?
As soldiers, how can you be carrying an umbrella?
Sergeant, with technology advancement these days,
we should change our mindset about taking cover.
What kind of nonsense is this?
Use umbrellas to change mindset?
This is not a normal umbrella.
This umbrella can hide our body temperature
and it's anti-infrared
and waterproof.
Yes, and it can also collect rainwater.
Good.
- Thank you, Sergeant. - Very good.
- Thank you, Sergeant. - Thank you, Sergeant.
Whole lot, knock it down!
Knock it down.
Okay, Group 1. Take cover and high kneel, hurry up.
- Recruit Fatimah. - Yes, sir.
From now on, tell your section it's tactical movement.
Sir, what's the hand signal for tactical movement?
There's no hand signal. Just tell your section now.
Okay, sir.
Joey.
Tell them, tactical movement.
- Tactical moment? - Yes.
Princess.
Tactical moment.
Okay. Kamala,
testicle maomao.
Testicle?
- Faster. - What?
Mani.
Testicle momo.
BQ.
Testicle got mold.
Lan Lan.
- Testicle got mold. - Testicle got mold?
Testicle got mold?
- Recruit Lan Lan. - Yes, sir.
What was the instruction given to you?
Testicle ball ball, sir!
Testicle ball ball.
Who said that?
She said it.
No, she said it.
I said testicle maomao.
My goodness.
It's tactical movement.
Sir, I need to use the toilet.
Me too.
Okay, anybody else wants to join the toilet party?
Me three.
Okay, the three of you go.
Don't go too far.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Faster.
The three of you, faster.
- Double up. - Double up.
Faster, it's urgent.
Faster.
- I can't hold it in anymore. - It's coming out.
Okay. Own time, own target.
You go further away. Don't look at me.
I'm very shy.
You go over there.
- You guys go there, I'll be here. - Okay.
You go.
Here.
Hurry, I'm going to pee.
Snake! Big snake!
Girls, there's a snake!
Shit, there's a snake? Where's my button?
Where's my button?
Run!
Snake! There's a snake!
Fatimah, run!
Faster, run!
Yes, run!
Fatimah, Mani! Where are you?
What happened?
Sir, Recruit Joey said there's a snake inside.
Yes. She shouted and we ran.
It was so scary.
Then where's Recruit Joey?
Fatimah!
Mani!
You left your buddy behind?
But…
Recruit Joey!
Recruit Joey, where are you?
Why didn't she run with us?
Why is she so slow today?
Gosh.
Joey, are you happy now?
Sergeant made us write 3,000 lines each.
It's all your fault.
I'm sorry, okay?
I really thought I saw a snake.
That's why I shouted.
Only shout? Don't you know how to run?
Come on, if you see a snake, you run.
If you see us running, you follow.
Yes, we heard you shouting and we ran.
You saw and you didn't run.
What? You forgot to bring your legs?
But I ran.
It's just that I got lost in the jungle.
Come on.
Singapore's jungle is so small and you can still get lost?
Yes, it's because you don't focus.
You should become Zombie Tay,
- not Joey Tay. - Yes.
Zombie, do you realize that it's because of you
that a lot of people in this bunk got into trouble?
Do you think it's fair? Not fair, right?
Selfish.
But this time around, both of you abandoned me.
- No. - No, we didn't abandon you.
We were running for our lives.
It's you who didn't run for your life.
Yes, exactly.
And because you didn't run for your life,
you got us punished.
You think it's fair?
Sabotage queen.
I'm sorry, okay?
I already said so many times. I'm sorry.
Sorry?
- Burden. - Burden.
Joey, are you okay?
- It's okay. - Yes, it's okay.
Can you all just go away?
Something is not right.
I think we need to keep an eye on Joey.
I think so too. There's definitely something wrong.
The number you've dialed is not in use.
Please check the number and dial again.
Joey.
What's wrong?
Don't cry anymore, okay?
You really need to stop crying.
You need rest.
You're not resting enough, Joey.
Okay. Just sleep, okay?
Tomorrow will be a better day.
And we need to go for training tomorrow.
Very early in the morning, right?
You really need rest.
It's okay.
It's okay, don't worry.
You can just go and sleep.
Okay.
I'll be just there, okay?
If anything, just call me, okay?
Yuan Yuan.
Joey is gone.
Goh Bee Bee, Joey is gone.
Come, let's go.
Karen.
Joey is missing.
Shit.
Where's Joey?
I can see that.
Let's go find Joey.
- Why did she go up the stairs? - I don't know.
Let go of it, put it down.
Careful.
I'm scared.
Hello?
Hi, dear.
Why are you calling me at this hour?
I'm missing you.
So sweet?
Calm down.
Guys, listen to me.
We take this chance to move closer to Joey
and grab her when we can.
Okay, together.
Go away!
- Okay. - Okay.
Is over here okay?
Joey, I'm really so sorry.
I'm so sorry, okay?
I really didn't mean it.
I'm so sorry for scolding you
- I really-- - Go away.
Okay.
Okay. We won't go over.
Okay, I really didn't mean it.
It's not your fault, it's my fault, okay?
You don't understand.
He doesn't want to pick up my calls.
He's cutting me out of his life.
It's not about you.
It isn't about me?
- It's her boyfriend. - Boyfriend.
Okay.
Joey.
It's not worth it to jump down over a man, okay?
It's really not worth it.
Don't do it.
You don't even understand the pain I'm going through now.
I understand. We all understand.
- Yes. - Even me and my ex-boyfriend.
He also ditched me to be with someone else.
- Right? - Yes.
That's not the main point.
Why? What do you want?
I just want to see you.
Can I come down and find you?
No.
You, and you, look for PC and PS now.
- Okay. - Go.
Now what?
Wait, relax.
We say whatever we can,
do whatever we can, okay?
- Try to drag the time. - Why?
Just tell me where your camp is.
I'll drive over.
Don't try your luck.
You know I won't allow you to, right?
Joey. We are best friends, right?
We go to toilet together,
eat together, shit together.
But you're so stupid and idiotic.
Yes, I am the biggest idiot here!
Joey, she said she's stupid.
Not you. She's stupid.
Now Joey,
you need to rationalize things, okay?
Calm down.
We can overcome it together.
You can overcome it, okay?
Just calm down. Be careful.
Please.
No.
I am really sad.
The more you say, the more I'm going to jump down right now.
Ma'am, Joey is committing suicide!
- Joey is committing suicide right now! - She's at the rooftop.
Did you hear that?
- She said she's very sad. - Yes.
Let me cheer her up, okay?
Joey, when I danced before,
you laughed at me, right?
Now I'll dance for you.
Stop!
It's not even funny.
Okay, not funny.
The three of us, okay? Together, one, two, three.
I told you to stop, it's not funny!
I'll jump down right now.
- No! - Okay.
Joey.
- No! - We love you, okay?
Okay.
PC is here.
What's the situation?
She refuses to come down.
She'll jump down anytime.
It's very dangerous. How?
Right flanking.
Joey.
It's ma'am here.
You calm down, okay?
You can talk to me about anything.
You don't even know what's going on.
It's not my fault.
Go away.
Okay, I'll move back.
Calm down.
You can't get too close to her.
Is that Joey's phone?
Joey's phone.
I'll go.
What?
Is that my boyfriend?
JOEY'S PHONE
Yes, it's your boyfriend.
Did he call me?
He's looking for you.
He's really worried about you.
Do you want to pick up his call?
Yes, he finally called me.
He's very worried for you.
I'm passing the phone to you right now.
- You don't jump off, okay? - I want to pick up the call.
I'm coming to you right now.
I'm coming to you.
You want to come down and talk to him?
I'm coming to you.
Do you want to come down?
No.
I want to listen to the call first.
Okay, I'm going to pass you the phone right now.
You don't jump off, okay?
You're not lying to me, right?
No.
Recruit.
Okay, I'll pass the phone to you right now.
Hurry up, I want to pick up the phone call!
- You finally called me! - Joey!
- Damien.
Hi.
- I'm so happy that you called me. - Joey.
Breathe in.
Okay.
- Okay. - How is she?
Everything is good.
She's very healthy.
Sir.
Sorry, can I get a cup of coffee, please?
I'm sorry, but no.
Medic, can you get her a cup of plain water?
Sure.
You should drink more healthy water
and less of coffee.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Water.
Thank you.
Ma'am.
Why did you lie to me?
Why?
I didn't want you to do anything foolish at that time.
But I thought I heard his voice.
That was my boyfriend.
No, I'm pretty sure.
I could recognize my boyfriend's voice.
It's my boyfriend.
I was using my phone and he called.
But ma'am.
You lied to me that he called me.
I really thought he called.
Joey, I had to save your life first.
Okay?
Thank you, ma'am.
Have a good rest.
Come in.
- Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, ma'am.
Good morning.
Well done, Recruit See.
I heard that you used your initiative
to tie the rope to Joey's leg.
And because of that, you saved her life.
But why didn't you inform us first?
Ma'am,
I didn't know if my initiative was right or wrong.
What do you mean?
Initiative is very funny.
If done right, it's an initiative.
If done wrong, it's GK.
What's GK?
Being a smart alec.
I'm afraid that others will laugh at me.
I was also worried about Joey.
I had to do something,
that's why.
That's a very good initiative.
But next time,
you must always remember to inform us first, okay?
Yes, ma'am.
The next time someone wants to jump down, I'll tell you first.
There's no more next time.
Yes, no more.
Recruit Joey, according to the medical officer,
he said that after examining you and talking to you,
he certified that you are fit to return to training.
Thank you, ma'am.
Recruit See, please take good care of your buddy.
Yes, ma'am.
You all may fall out now.
- Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you, ma'am.
Ladies,
welcome to SOCC.
When we are afraid of something,
we tend to avoid it subconsciously.
Now that all of you are blindfolded,
you can't see anything
and you don't know where you are now.
Yes, you are in the dark now.
All your buddies are gone
and you are alone.
Right now,
I want you to use your hands and feet
to maneuver around your surroundings.
There are many obstacles around you
and I want you to be careful.
There are two kinds of obstacles in this world.
Physical obstacles
and psychological obstacles.
Sometimes,
psychological obstacles are harder to overcome
than physical obstacles.
So now,
be careful.
When you reach the platform,
I want you to start leopard crawling.
And now,
some small little creatures
are getting closer
and closer to you.
They are beside you
and they may crawl
on top of you.
And let me remind you.
No matter what,
don't ever stand up
because it's going to get very dangerous.
Oh, my God.
I see big, fat centipedes,
and they are very fast.
I don't know why they are so fast
and some are climbing up your boots.
But please, stay calm.
Right now,
I see your favorite.
Cockroaches.
Not one or two,
but one whole division.
I repeat myself.
No matter what,
- do not stand up! - Cockroaches!
Cockroaches!
Who said you can all stand up?
You die!
Recruit.
Why are you rolling about?
Sir, I am trying to crush the cockroaches
to save my peers, sir.
Sir?
Good.
Recover.
- Recover. - Recover.
Okay, come to the front.
Anyway,
my name
is Captain You Die.
Why?
Because my favorite quote is,
"You die."
When you don't take care of your own safety,
you will die.
So prove to me that you won't die, is that clear?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
If that was a real battlefield,
you die, I die,
everybody die.
Just now,
because of your own fear,
you totally forgot my reminder
not to stand up.
How scary is that?
So moving on to the next station,
I want to test your fear again.
It will be a more advanced test.
Section 2, are you ready?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Is that clear?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
I won't tell you more.
But right now, put on your mask.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Ladies.
You must all be wondering why you are wearing masks.
It is because
the Section Commanders will shoot you if you don't take cover.
In this station,
no matter what you see or encounter,
you are to remain calm.
I repeat myself.
Remain calm.
When I say "Take cover,"
you will hear the GPMG firing
and bombs exploding.
You must quickly take cover.
Only those covered with gunny sacks are counted.
If you didn't manage to take cover,
your Section Commanders will shoot you.
And if you die, tonight,
you will have to write 1,500 lines.
"I must take cover
or I will die."
Understand?
Let me remind you.
Only those covered with gunny sacks are counted.
I want you to pay attention
and observe before you take cover.
Section.
Take cover!
Get down!
Bobo, there's a cover there too. Go there.
Okay.
This cover doesn't have a gunny sack, you die!
You sabotaged me!
Sorry.
Down! You die!
I hate you.
There's no cure for stupidity.
What the heck? Who is this?
What happened?
You die!
- Die now, die! - Okay, Sergeant.
Damn it. Who pushed me?
Sorry.
You'd better watch out.
I'm sorry.
Get down.
You die.
Actually, who said I'm blur?
I'm not blur.
Recruit, what are you doing here?
Relaxing?
I'm taking cover.
And this cover is very nice.
It's very nice?
Don't shoot.
I'll die myself.
Section 2.
I want you to take a look at those who died.
They died because of you.
They are your teammates.
You didn't take care of them.
You didn't protect them.
Selfish.
Now imagine
if they were your family,
your husband, your parents,
your son, your daughter,
your pets.
How would you feel?
Section 2.
There should be a box labeled
"secret weapon."
Pick it up, but don't open it yet.
At the count of three,
open at my command.
One.
Two.
Three.
Open.
I'm not scared.
I always see you at home. Why are you here?
Go.
Secret weapon?
You're not supposed to stand up. Die!
Come on!
How can someone so smart like me just die?
All right, ladies.
Frankly speaking,
today, I am not satisfied with your performance.
Because of one stupid cockroach,
almost all of you died.
Why?
Because you were afraid of them.
Today's SOCC test
is also called
Special Obstacle Cockroach Course.
Today, I want you to bring back one very valuable lesson.
That is fear is only an illusion.
It is all in your mind.
Only when you can overcome your fears,
then can you overcome
the enemy.
Remember, Recruits.
Your greatest enemy is you,
yourself.
Is that clear?
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
I'm tired.
I shouldn't have pushed her.
Hey, Mani. Why did you sabotage me just now?
Now I have to write 1,500 lines.
No, how did I sabotage you?
Everyone was looking for cover.
I didn't even know that cover was wrong.
Damn you, woman!
You've gone too far!
Because you pushed me out,
I have to write 1,500 lines!
No, it's just training.
- Stupid! What's your problem? - What's your problem?
You did it on purpose!
It's SOCC!
I think it's getting out of hand. I need to go tell Sergeant.
- No! - I think you did it on purpose!
Crazy woman!
If you tell Sergeant now, you become the traitor.
- Everyone will hate you. - Exactly.
It's not a good idea to tell Sergeant. No.
Section 2, silence!
Crazy woman!
Stop! Don't fight!
Room, silence!
Silence!
Stop! Don't push like that!
People are fighting here, there, and everywhere!
I can't breathe!
- It's not working. - They can't hear you.
It's not working.
Damn you!
Jingle bells!
We'll close the door and guard outside.
Okay, nobody can come in.
Especially Sergeant.
You try your best to stop the fight.
We'll guard outside.
- Don't let Sergeant come in, okay? - Okay.
You don't come down or I'll break your face.
Stop fighting!
Crazy woman!
Hey, stop fighting!
You, stop fighting!
Okay?
Can you both get out of my bed?
You're looking for serious trouble!
I'll go guard the door.
- I'll follow you. - Okay.
Halt!
Who is that?
- I think it's Sergeant. - It's Sergeant?
I think I'm done for.
Never mind, go say sorry.
Sorry? Me?
Then?
Hi.
Good evening, Sergeant.
I am very, very sorry.
It's stuck. Sorry.
Good night.
- Bravo. - Bravo.
- One, Sergeant. - Two, Sergeant.
- Three, Sergeant. - Three, Sergeant.
- Four, Sergeant. - Four, Sergeant.
Whole lot, recover!
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Bloody hell! No government, is it?
Where are the rest?
Where's one more of you?
Here.
Recruit, did you hide in the cabinet?
Yes, Sergeant.
I'm taking cover.
Bloody idiot.
Section 2.
Do you know fighting in the bunk
is a very serious chargeable offense?
Now, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
Okay now.
I want all of you to fall in downstairs with your caps
and your Long 4 on, is that clear?
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
Move now.
Hurry up.
Don't take your own sweet time.
- Fall in, now! Hurry up. - Faster!
Squad, attention.
Face right, straighten file.
Face the front.
March on the spot.
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left.
- Left, right, left, right, - Faster!
left, right, left.
- Left, right, left, right. - Faster! Faster!
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left.
Out of all the recruits I have trained,
you guys are the most divided section I've ever seen.
Fighting in the bunk like gangsters.
This is not a secret society.
This is the army.
How can I trust all of you to fight in a war
against the enemy?
I am so disappointed in all of you.
You are not deserving to be a soldier.
Why are some of you crying?
You're not at a wake.
Whole lot, knock it down now.
- Yes, Sergeant. - Yes, Sergeant.
- Bravo. - Bravo.
- One, - One,
- two, three. - two, three
Wake up.
- Four, - four,
- five, - five,
- six, seven, - six, seven,
- eight, - eight,
- nine, - nine,
- ten, - ten,
- eleven, - eleven,
- twelve, - twelve,
- thirteen, fourteen. - You.
- Wake up. - Fifteen.
- Sixteen. - Seventeen.
Eighteen.
Nineteen.
Twenty.
Are you all afraid of the rain?
- No, Sergeant. - Whole lot, recover.
- Yes, Sergeant. - March on the spot.
Hurry up.
Left, right.
Faster.
Left, right.
Left turn.
Quick march.
Hurry up, ladies.
Left turn.
About turn.
And I thought you all were heroes.
Hurry up, move.
About turn.
Right turn.
Recruit.
Wake up your bloody idea.
Faster.
Are you scared of the rain?
- No, Sergeant. - Are you all scared of the rain?
- No, Sergeant. - March on the spot.
Sergeant Chow,
I think the rain is too heavy.
I don't want them to get sick.
Yes, ma'am.
Halt.
Okay, go back to your bunk
and dry yourselves up.
Now. Move.
Just this morning,
we received eight complaint emails
about the Defaulter's Parade last night.
CO is also very concerned about this incident.
Can someone explain to me what's going on?
Sir, a fight broke out in the bunk last night.
It's a very serious offense
and I wanted them to learn their lesson.
Also, it wasn't CAT 1 yesterday
and the rain came suddenly.
As soldiers, we shouldn't be afraid of the rain, sir.
I'm not against the Defaulter's Parade itself.
Fighting in the bunk is a very serious chargeable offense.
They should all have been given
three consecutive weekend confinements
as per the SOP.
Don't you think so, Lieutenant Tan?
- Sir. - Sir.
This is actually my own initiative.
I didn't go through Lieutenant Tan.
Your own initiative?
Yes, sir.
As an NSF myself,
one of the worst forms of punishments is confinement, sir.
To not be able to see their families and friends over the weekend
can be very demoralizing for them.
So I decided to do the Defaulter's Parade instead.
Sir, I'm sorry.
I think it's partially my fault too.
So you decided to give them a Defaulter's Parade
in order not to punish them with a confinement?
Yes, sir.
Fighting in the bunk is a very serious offense.
I can't even charge them now
or that will be double punishment.
That's how you protect your recruits?
Are you sure you didn't fall for one of them?
No, sir.
Gather them tonight.
I want to see them.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Sergeant Chow.
To be honest, did you fall for anyone in the platoon?
No, ma'am.
Then why did you not give them confinement?
To me, it seems like you're trying to protect someone.
Ma'am.
Do you have a story to tell?
Like I said,
I'm just trying to protect all of them.
I want them to be able to see their family on the weekend.
Do you know that many of them
come from single parent or broken family backgrounds?
They have to go back on the weekend to help their family.
It is very important to them.
That's all.
Sergeant Chow.
I think you have more stories to tell.
When I was a Recruit back in BMT,
I was confined once.
And during the confinement,
my grandmother passed away.
I'm so sorry about that.
I was brought up by my grandmother,
so we were very close.
I just felt super terrible that in her final moments,
I can't even be there because I was stuck in camp
due to confinement.
This is why I think confinement is the worst form of punishment.
Every time when I say,
"My grandmother can do better than you,"
do you think it's a joke?
So it's for real?
Yes.
Let me show you how my grandmother looked like.
This was how my grandmother looked like.
She is one of the toughest women I know.
Do you know she can do everything better than everyone?
She can even run faster than all of the recruits here.
Well,
so your grandmother's story is not a myth.
It's for real.
Of course.
This is why I don't say, "My grandfather can do better than you."
Because even my grandfather
cannot do better than my grandmother.
This is how tough she was.
Ma'am.
Please don't ask me any more questions about my grandmother's stories.
Thanks.
Sergeant Chow, one last question.
When the rest of the Sergeant say,
"My grandmother can do better than you,"
are they referring to the same grandmother?
Sergeant Chow.
I know that many of you
are behind the complaints last night.
You still don't seem to understand
that fighting is a very serious chargeable offense.
You might even end up
in detention barracks.
Or at least,
according to our informal punishment guidelines,
three consecutive weekend confinements.
And how are we supposed to defend our country,
defeat the enemies during wartime,
when we can't even stay united during times of peace?
Yes.
Your Platoon Sergeant took his own initiative.
Instead of confinement,
he gave you a two-hour Defaulter's Parade.
If you had the chance to do it all over,
which punishment would you prefer?
And yes, it did rain.
But there was no CAT 1,
so it was still safe to train.
But are you trying to say,
that as soldiers,
we are afraid of rain?
- No, sir. - No, sir.
So why did Sergeant Chow,
instead of confinement,
give you Defaulter's Parade?
It's because
he did not want to deprive you
of the time you could be spending
with your loved ones
over the weekends.
He wanted you to come back
fresh, recharged,
and ready to face another week of tough training.
Can you see the intentions now?
But you all failed to recognize his good intentions.
And instead, complained against him
for abusing recruits.
Yes.
Sergeant Chow did make a mistake.
For all your sakes,
he did not follow SOP.
Because of the overwhelming number of complaints received,
I now have no choice,
but to punish him accordingly.
And
post him out.
Post out?
Sir.
I want to confess.
I was one of those who wrote the complaint letter.
But after hearing your words,
I think I've made a mistake.
Can I please take back the complaint?
And I'll tell my parents it's our fault.
Punish us.
We'll accept the punishment.
Sir, I also complained.
We don't know the real situation.
We acted on impulse.
Sir, I'm sorry I wrote the complaint letter.
Please don't post Sergeant Chow out.
Sir, I wrote the letter too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir. I complained too.
Sir, please don't post Sergeant Chow out.
- Please don't. - Yes, don't.
- Please don't post Sergeant Chow out. - It's not his fault.
- We want Sergeant Chow. - We want Sergeant Chow.
I think I am beginning to feel your unity, Section 2.
But that is still not enough.
You need to prove that you deserve Sergeant Chow
as your Platoon Sergeant.
Now show me.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
- We will. - We will.
Amanda.
- Did you see that? - See what?
- You didn't see anything? - No.
Sir, can I show you something?
Okay.
Village sniper weapon.
Joey, what's wrong with you?
And now,
finally free!
- Yes! - Yes!
Thank you for preparing such a beautiful cake for me.
This is my body length. Is anything wrong?
Does this work?
- Do you want confinement? - No, ma'am.
That's my three-second rule.
Recruit, why are you pointing the rifle at me?
Contacted!
I'll kill you!
There's no route now.
When we walk in, it will appear.
Recruits, this is a bloody muddy place.
You will bring the whole section to die.
Sir.
My stomach is cramping. My aunt is here.
She's here?
This is a controlled area, you know?
If she's here without permission,
you can get charged.
I am your PC.
Second Lieutenant…
Why are these still in your bag?
I drop already.
I want to take properly.
Because it's expensive, you know?
Didn't your mother teach you?
My mother taught me.
My mother said…
She said…
I said…
I want to say…
Say what?
People are trying to earn money.
Didn't your mother teach you?
My mother taught me.
She say bring this to give people…
Sorry.
Few hundred dollars only?
You'd better kiss goodbye.
Kiss…
Kiss what?
So I use my head to bring this one and then do it.
Nice?
Father's army? Good idea!
I can ask my father to come to…
So fat, crying.
Cry so much for what?
The one who should really be crying is you.
- So fat. - So fat?
I look like Darth Vader.
But I still feel so fat.
No, I sad.
Sad, not fat.
Can you not look at me
and always say you're so fat?
I ran
and they ran into me.
And I rolled down the mother.
- Rolled down the mother? - Mother?
- Rolled down the mountain. - Not mother.
Rolled down the mountain.
This is so painful, but I didn't cry.
Good. Everything is under control.
Good.
Girl.
Can you see?
King Daddy, your Princess is on set!
I listened,
- but I don't know what you said. - Okay.
But don't worry, everything is under--
- Under control. - Yes.
- Good. - Everything is under control, okay?
And then. Some more?
But you said and I listened.
But I don't understand. Now I feel dizzy.
Never mind, I can explain to you again.
Okay?
Okay.
It's your turn to go.
I'll help you go there.
What?
Sorry.
I can't. I'm going to laugh.
You hear that?
She said she's sad.
Make me make her happy.
Recruit.
You called me Recruit?
Sorry. I said I am Princess Sexy.
Hi, Sergeant.
Good evening.
I am very sorry.
Drunk!
（這是一部狂想曲，請別想太多）
新加坡的生育率
在過去廿年裡逐年下降
這造成了
國民服役人員數量的嚴重短缺
我們因此決定
將廿歲以上的女性公民
召集服役
女性的體力有別於男性
她們到底
是否需要與男性進行相同軍訓呢？
在高科技的作戰環境裡
有很多適合女性的崗位
不需要高規格的體力
女性當兵
就得暫時離開職場
女新兵的訓練和體罰
是否和男新兵標準一樣？
訓練這些年輕女生擔任護士
比成為士兵來得更踏實
女生被徵召入伍
除非國家
處在十萬火急時
而卻別無他法之下
我們都愛我們的孩子
但在這個緊要時刻
我鼓勵大家
以寬廣的角度來探討
沒有強大的國防
我們夢想的自由
我們的進步
繁榮
經濟增長
工作
家人
生命
都會遭受威脅
不管我們去到哪裡
- 不管我們去到哪裡 - 不管我們去到哪裡
人們都想知道
- 人們都想知道 - 人們都想知道
- 妳的名字是… - 我們到底是誰
- 帥哥 - 不錯…
有人來了
- 帥哥，你好 - 你好
- 你們好 - 你們好
女的樣貌輸我一點點
才不呢
妳們今天好嗎？
- 你們好，很好 - 你們好
歡迎來到女兵基本軍訓營
為了歡迎妳們
我們特別準備了食物外送
有吃的…
有吃的
謝謝
裡面有什麼？
是什麼？
請慢用，女士們
- 謝謝 - 謝謝
女士們，請慢用
- 謝謝 - 謝謝
多吃一點
與此同時
我來自我介紹一下
我是妳們的排長
陳若萱少尉
長官，妳跟我一樣都是美女
可是妳輸我一點點
好，她是妳們的班長
李麗麗上士
他是妳們的副排長
周CK上士
大家好，我是周上士
可是妳們生我的氣時
不要叫我臭上士
- 臭上士 - 臭上士
總之，妳們是首批的女新兵
妳們開心嗎？
- 不開心 - 不開心
為什麼？
沒事，我歡迎妳們提出意見
分享一下妳們的看法
我們能說真話嗎？
- 什麼？ - 真話
當然可以
你不會罵我嗎？
我們不會罵妳的
- 真的？ - 確定
蓋章？
蓋章
妳先講
新兵，請站起來
自我介紹
你好，上士
我是新兵，祖兒
請說說妳的想法
怎麼說？
我從來沒想到我會有當兵的一天
我衹是想找個男的結婚
生小孩，簡單地過幸福的日子
對…
這也是我簡單的夢想
長官，您好
我是新兵，BQ
- 兄弟 - 新兵
妳叫我兄弟？
妳應該是叫我上士
叫她長官，明白嗎？
好的
上士
妳們好，我是新兵，劉蘭蘭
妳們在笑什麼？
上士，你看
我們的生活已經夠苦了
你的問題很難回答
我在外面已經賺不多了
進來這裡才賺這麼一點
很辛苦的
你要知道我們是什麼
BTC
BTC？
沒讀書的人
我是一個很簡單的人
我衹是進來
履行完畢對國家的職責
然後我就要全心全意
在外面闖我的事業
我真的不想在這裡浪費時間
掌聲鼓勵鼓勵
- 好 - 是的
你們好，我是新兵，周阿蓮
我在外面欠高利貸很多錢
當兵來得正好
讓我有個地方躲藏
兵營很安全
有守衛，又有槍
- 對 - 是的…
是的
誤會啦
我是新兵，袁圓圓
我是一個小孩的媽
長得像她一樣
所以姐妹們
連我都需要來當兵
可見新加坡人口短缺問題有多嚴重
所以請不要投訴
連我都被叫來了
不要擔心
我們一起度過
- 一起度過 - 一起度過
互相照顧
新兵，妳呢？
妳叫什麼名字？
我是新兵，雅嫚達
有什麼想法嗎？
還好，我喜歡
好酷，她好兇悍
好，妳呢？
我是吳美美
就女性國民服役來說
我覺得國防是全體國民的責任
而不衹是男人的責任
我們不應該逃避
要做好我們本份
為國防盡一份力
否則對大家都不公平
上士，看來我們這裡又出現了曾謝郎
對了，我叫白曼妮
- 好 - 很好
謝謝
- 新兵 - 妳叫我新兵？
對不起…上士
我是新兵，施公主
我覺得我們不需要當兵
有一部很出名的電影
《小孩不笨》
裡面有一個字很有意思
- 一句話 - 有一句話很有意思
垃圾放在對的地方
- 是“醬料” - 資源
是資源，資源放錯地方
我在這裡是垃圾
我明天就退伍
或現在也可以
妳很搞笑
新兵，妳呢？
你好，上士
我是新兵，張麗
我是覺得呢
衹要是人啊
那咱們各盡所能是應該的
姐妹們
我們加油吧
加油
好
長官，上士
我姓莊
妳的全名是什麼？
莊莫妮卡
- 很好聽的名字 - 長官
我不介意當兵保衛國家
可是武裝部隊會不會保護
我的指甲、皮膚和臉蛋？
上士，我是謝寶寶
現在科技這麼發達
我們可以用人工智慧機器人來打仗
為什麼還需要人類？
尤其是女孩子
- 對嗎？ - 對
謝謝…
上士，我是新兵，卡瑪拉
我不反對當兵
其實，我的哥哥，爸爸和叔叔
都是軍隊裡的軍官
他們也希望我成為一名軍官
這是我給自己的挑戰
服役方面
我是喜憂參半
實際上，它阻撓了我上大學的計畫
另一方面
我很好奇當兵將如何訓練我們女生？
- 妳叫什麼？ - 妳叫什麼？
我是花蒂瑪
- 妳好… - 好
謝謝大家的意見
我知道妳們都來自不同背景
對當兵都有不同看法
但是對我來說
當兵不衹是軍訓
也是建立友誼的地方
就像妳們
相互扶持
所以請妳們珍惜這三個月的訓練
- 可以嗎？ - 可以
可以…
好
順便提一下 妳不需要那個來防範蚊子了
因為這個營房
已經採用了防蚊的油漆
我們的部隊會盡全力保護妳們
好的，女士們
為妳們的營房檢查做準備
我會教妳們如何整理櫃子
來符合我們的標準
- 明白嗎？ - 明白
我很高興被那麼多美女圍繞
- 謝謝 - 妳的假睫毛很漂亮
妳們能讓我看看妳們的指甲嗎？
很漂亮，今晚記得跟它們道別
因為從明天起
妳們的指甲都必須像這個樣子
- 我不要 - 好醜啊，我不要
接下來
我要教妳們如何幫鞋帶
有誰要借我軍靴？
我…
上士
謝謝
我現在開始示範
在開始之前
妳們的食物趁熱吃
- 真的？ - 當然…
謝謝…
來…
喂…
BQ，妳還好嗎？
我還好…
第二班有十五位女生
她們看起來都很友善
我感到非常慶幸
- 第二班 - 謝謝
第二班
- 傍晚好，李上士 - 傍晚好，李上士
妳們現在能用手機了，限時卅分鐘
- 太好了 - 謝謝，李上士
媽咪，妳好
我好想念妳，妳在做什麼？
是的，我故意說英語
因為我現在要學英語
所以我多說英語
我覺得軍事設備應該昇級
可以節約又省時
他們應該集中研究這一塊
我跟妳們講，我有一批貨
超好賣的
妳們幫我賣，我給妳們佣金
我也有賣自己的產品
- 妳是賣什麼的？ - 護膚品
- 沒衝突，但妳不可以舉報我 - 好
女兒，媽媽已在軍隊裡了
槍？
還沒，今天衹是第一天
等我拿到後再讓妳看，好嗎？
兵營很遠
你可否投訴他們
把我的兵營換到比較靠近我們家？
最好是走兩步就到
一切都還好
排長、上士們都超級友善
不像妳說的那樣，都和藹可親
覺得有一點怪怪的，但也還好
我答應妳
走…
快…
媽
我好想念妳料理的菜
這裡的食物不好吃
妳可否過來料理給我吃？
爸爸
上士？他是個好人
有紳士風度，又帥
我怕自己會愛上他
就像韓劇一樣
好了，不說了
晚安，再見，我愛你
祖兒
生命不從我這裡開始或結束
我們曾經分享過且難忘的每分每秒
現在是時候往前走了
往前走？
沒有了你，我不知該怎麼走
因為這是妳的初戀
所以才會這樣
當有朝一日妳成功忘了我
妳就會感激我現在所做的
都是為了妳好
- 為了我好？ - 是的
你們好，你們準備好點菜了嗎？
你看起來很面熟
- 先生？ - 咖啡，謝謝
咖啡，還有小姐妳呢？
血腥瑪麗
血腥瑪麗，很好的選擇
需要特別加辣嗎？
越火辣越好
好，馬上到
請盡情享受美好的黃昏
你要我感激你和我分手？
怎麼感激？送你禮物嗎？
祖兒，聽我說
我們是兩個不同世界的人
可是…
請在嗶聲後留言
祖兒，妳在哭嗎？發生了什麼事情？
妳會說華語嗎？
我不會說華語
還好我會說英語 妳是因為當兵而哭嗎？
不是，我和男朋友分手了
沒事的
舊的不去，新的不來，對嗎？
是的，祖兒，妳跟我們一起
很快就會忘了他
妳確定嗎？可以賺大錢？
讓我看看妳的產品
不要急，馬上給妳看
是好東西，我有很多
真的
一定很好賣
把門關上
這個我也有
第二班，大家好
好料，好介紹
過來看看
多十分鐘，就十點了
多十分鐘就要關燈了
別說沒通知，快點過來
妳過來看
這是全益康的保健品
關節膠原蛋白保護妳的膝蓋
- 奶？ - 奶？
下面的，不是上面的
吃了這個，不怕曬黑
是女兵的救星
我們都愛美，對嗎？
免費？
免費？我吃什麼？
我跟妳們保證我是新加坡最便宜的
無人能比
免費的，姐妹們，過來看
我有東西給妳們
來…
一樣的產品
是一樣的
卻是免費的
混那臭蛋
妳好，妳在免費派發派產品？
- 真的嗎？ - 真的
靠夭，我在那邊賣
妳這樣，我完蛋了
姐妹
她在那裡做生意
妳這樣做很不漂亮
是啊，她想賺點錢
妳媽沒教妳嗎？
我媽有教我
她說把這個送人就是幫助人
妳看，妳也有很多貨
也可以把那些送人家，幫人家
妳高興，我高興
大家都高興
- 免費的？ - 是的
- 免費 - 免費…
妳們敢吃嗎？免費的
敢吃就吃
- 免費的 - 妳們隨便拿
原裝正版
真的，儘管拿
免費的
- 妳要嗎？ - 不要，謝謝
- 妳也不要嗎？ - 不要，謝謝
第二班，關燈
第一班，關燈
- 關燈… - 關燈…
這些女孩真好命
現在幾點了？
她們還在睡覺
我那班也一樣
長官，要叫醒她們嗎？
不
我倒要看看
她們會睡到幾點
起床
第二班，起床…
好
起床…
起床
- 她們醒了 - 起床
起床
快點…
- 起床了 - 起床
別再睡了
喂…公主？
起來了，趕快起床
穿錯了
起床了，拜託…
準備好了嗎？
- 是 - 是
好戲登場
第五排，集合
趕快，天都亮了
- 第二排 - 都幾點了？
快點，快跑來這裡
快點
- 妳們比我奶奶還慢 - 跑快點
- 現在 - 快點
- 堅持 - 快點
- 快點… - 妳們
- 這裡 - 我要看到妳們
快點，在我們面前排列好
慢慢來吧
快點…
- 快點 - 喂
- 快點 - 快
我發誓我可以做得比妳們好
- 快跑 - 妳們怎麼那麼慢？
快點…
第五排
我對妳們很失望
搞什麼鬼？
我現在才知道
周上士真的是臭上士
我覺得我們的命運將會變得很淒慘
女士們
我提醒妳們一下
妳們是在部隊裡
不是在度假村或假日營
還有妳
施公主
這是什麼狗屁？
別擔心，上士
今天穿一半，明天還你另一半
趴下廿下，立刻
我錢包在樓上
我轉賬給你，行嗎？
大家給我聽著
我說給我廿下或趴下廿下的時候
我要妳們先拍掌，然後喊“歡呼”
跟著做伏地挺身
趴下廿下，立刻
是的，上士
喝醉
一次，上士
妳吃錯藥了嗎？
妳當我是什麼？
川劇變臉嗎？
把面膜拿掉
- 吞下去 - 吞？
趴下廿下
歡呼
這是什麼？為什麼握住褲子？
長官，褲子太大了
他們給錯尺寸
超大碼
妳沒有檢查嗎？
我以為是軍隊的大背包
為什麼妳這麼糊塗？
- BQ - 對不起，長官
趴下廿下
長官
如果我趴下，褲子就掉下
現在就趴下
是的，長官
歡呼
袁圓圓
是的，上士
妳在裝可愛嗎？
不是的，上士
瀏海為何露出來？
對不起，上士
妳來塞還是我來剪？
我塞…
妳，還有妳
妳們的帽子呢？
我們太趕了
我忘了
好，那妳呢？
早上太匆忙了
沒有時間
廢話
趴下廿下，立刻
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
- 歡呼 - 歡呼
還有，妳以為妳是米奇老鼠嗎？
不是，上士
對不起，我睡過頭了
因為我昨晚做噩夢
噩夢？
我會給妳接下來的白天黑夜都是噩夢
大家給我澈底反省
趴下廿下
是的，上士
- 喝醉 - 喝醉？
給我清醒一點
歡呼
我需要一位排代表
讓我看看
誰會是首位排代表
妳
卡瑪拉
我委任妳為首位排代表
待會向我報告，清楚嗎？
是的，上士
第五排，向前看
往上看
搞什麼鬼？
妳們把衣服、內衣褲都晾在欄杆上
妳們以為這是政府組屋嗎？
這裡是兵營
女士們
讓我提醒妳們一下
妳們的蜜月期是昨天
已經過了
沒有了
我現在給妳們十五分鐘
把衣服、內衣褲都清理掉
換成四號軍服，聽連長發言
清楚嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
馬上行動，現在
- 走… - 走…
我的天，周上士不衹是臭上士
我覺得他是大妖精
為什麼凡事不能好好說
必須大聲鬼叫？
不管我們去到哪裡
- 不管我們去到哪裡 - 不管我們去到哪裡
人們都想知道
- 人們都想知道 - 人們都想知道
我們到底是誰
- 我們到底是誰 - 我們到底是誰
來自何方？
- 來自何方？ - 來自何方？
於是，我們告訴他們
- 於是，我們告訴他們 - 於是，我們告訴他們
我們來自歡呼
- 我們來自歡呼 - 我們來自歡呼
歡呼第五排
- 歡呼第五排 - 歡呼第五排
- 歡呼 - 歡呼
女士們，早上好
- 連長，早上好 - 連長，早上好
歡迎來到歡呼連
我是妳們的連長，陳本上尉
女兵基本軍訓營將從今天開始
我們在這裡所傳授的
妳們要儘快學習
用心學習
盡心盡力學習
最終最適合自己的軍中崗位
不一定是步兵
未來三個月
我們會一步一步地教導妳們
伴隨著妳們走過軍旅
如果妳們做到了
我們會為妳鼓掌
如果妳做不到
我們會繼續訓練妳們
如果妳傷心沮喪，流淚的時候
我們會陪伴妳
絕不讓妳們孤軍作戰
戰爭當中
沒有彩排
沒得重來
妳衹有一次機會
所以必須嚴格訓練妳們保衛家園
打仗的時候
不管是誰
不分男女
都有可能被殺害
因為子彈
不會分辨男女
妳們身穿制服的時候
妳們就是敵人的敵人
在接受訓練時
妳們會滿臉滿身泥土
但要緊記一點
這不是泥土
這是國土
副排長們，繼續
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
第五排馬上回營房
準備營房檢查
- 快 - 馬上
立正
- 李上士，早上好 - 李上士，早上好
為什麼妳們還把內衣內褲吊在外面？
新兵
是不是因為我個子小
就可以消遣我？
不是的，上士，我是開玩笑的
妳昨天說我長得像妳女兒
我長得像妳女兒嗎？
不，上士
說我長得不像妳女兒
馬上說三次
我長得不像妳女兒…
我長得不像妳女兒，上士
給我清醒點
是“妳”，不是“我”
馬上說三次
妳長得不像我女兒…
- 上士 - 清楚嗎？
是的，上士
剛才
我叫妳們把衣服和內衣褲
從欄杆上收起來
我以為我已經給了妳們足夠時間
這是誰的？
上士，是我的
祖兒，又是妳
趴下廿下，立刻
是的，上士
歡呼
大聲一點
歡呼
- 班代表 - 是的，上士
- 妳不是要給我報告人數嗎？ - 是的，上士
為什麼妳沒這麼做？
對不起，上士
趴下廿下，立刻
是的，上士
歡呼
這是誰的？
好大一件
是我的，上士
這個呢？
誰的？
肯定是妳的
趴下廿下
是的，上士
誰說妳可以拿下來？
立刻…
歡呼
- 立正 - 立正
這是什麼意思？
妳們的營房一團糟
我是謝寶寶
允許我發表一點意見嗎？
好，說
為了防止新兵們把衣服胡亂擺放
我覺得軍隊應該安裝一個自動曬衣架
在我們的天花板上
這樣我們的衣服能很快便捷地曬乾
我有好介紹，妳要嗎？
（自動曬衣架）
誰說妳可以用手機？
這是營房檢查
不是討論這個問題的時候
還有妳
不要教我該怎麼做
可是長官…
妳是不是想被罰額外執勤？
- 不，長官 - 趴下廿下，立刻
是的，長官
歡呼
指甲都還沒剪
我昨天已經提醒大家把指甲剪掉
今天會有營房檢查
為何妳們都沒剪？
把手指伸出來給我看
妳
還有妳
看看妳們的床…
亂七八糟的，連床都不會整理嗎？
把我給妳的方便當隨便嗎？
- 全體給我趴下 - 十九，上士
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
廿，上士
- 歡呼 - 歡呼
一，上士
二，上士
限妳們十分鐘整理乾淨
好讓我營房檢查
還有把軍靴脫下來讓我檢查
明白嗎？
- 是，上士 - 是，上士
現在，我可以確定
昨晚是好夢
而現在是個糟糕 牙膏、雞蛋糕的噩夢
（十分鐘後）
妳們好像都沒有剪指甲
我給妳們多一個機會
明天一定要處理好
明白嗎？
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
BQ
這是什麼？
上士
這些都是陪伴著我長大的玩具
它們不能沒有我
所以我把它們帶進來
什麼？
妳們入伍之前
我們已經告訴妳不准帶玩具
這是什麼屁？
BQ，這是什麼？
這是我的臭臭
妳的臭臭？
什麼用的？
我需要這個味道才睡得著
什麼？
BQ，妳在搞什麼鬼？
妳在軍隊
不是在幼兒園
妳是軍人，不是嬰兒
妳回家的時候
把這些都帶走
趴下廿下
是的，上士
等一下
我改變主意了
我要妳罰寫一千次
“我已是軍人了
我會把我的…”
- 這叫什麼？臭臭 - 臭臭
這麼臭還不丟掉？
寫一千次，清楚嗎？
是的，上士
可是我還是喜歡你
祖兒，過來
為什麼這裡這麼亂？
好像垃圾堆
可是長官
我衹有時間整理這裡
沒有時間整理這裡
別跟我狡辯
看到妳的櫃子
仿佛看到了妳的內心
亂七八糟的
對嗎？
是的
我內心亂七八糟
我的心很亂
不要哭
妳不能自己做嗎？
還是要叫來妳媽、女傭
或男朋友來幫妳？
我說不要哭
妳是軍人
趴下廿下，立刻
是的，長官
歡呼
雅嫚達，做得好
謝謝上士
施公主，搞什麼鬼？
這不是鬼
這是甜蜜
長官，這是公主的皇宮
皇宮？
- 過來 - 是的，長官
我以為我們已經教了妳們
新兵櫃子的標準整理法
是的，長官，我知道
我覺得標準整理法很醜
所以我用了頭腦來設計這個 不好看嗎？
妳以為軍隊是妳爸的嗎？
所以可以為所欲為？
我爸的？
好主意
我叫我爸把軍隊買下
因為我爸很有錢
所以會變成我爸的軍隊
可以嗎？
妳以為妳很幽默嗎？妳最好反省反省
對不起，長官
這是什麼？
為什麼那麼多？
- 妳是拿來賣嗎？ - 不是，長官
妳知道在軍隊裡賣東西是違法的嗎？
長官，我不知道
可是我不是拿來賣的
我是拿來送人的
因為我要大家跑得更快
生強體健
我說話的時候妳必須立正
- 明白嗎？ - 是的，長官
妳要把這個分發出去對嗎？
放到桌上去，再給我趴下廿下
是的，月經
我是不是說了月經？
對不起…我的英語不好
我趴下就是了
- 喝醉 - 不
我改變主意了
妳不需要趴下
我要妳寫一千五百次
“這不是我爸的軍隊”
明白嗎？
一千五百次？
是的，還很好笑嗎？
不好笑了
把這個搬到桌上去
是的，長官
妳的行李箱很大
裡面裝了什麼？
- 打開來看 - 是的，上士
這是什麼？
這是全益康的關節膠原蛋白
對強壯關節很有用
而且這個很厲害
吃了不必怕被曬黑
皮膚會白白嫩嫩的
你看，我們都是女的
我也是要幫助大家跑快一點
強壯一點
很好
是的，上士
（全益康）
- 一樣的產品？ - 不是
她的應該是山寨的
施公主有一樣的產品
但她免費分發
- 妳呢？ - 我是拿來賣的
賣？
妳知道在這裡賣東西是違法的嗎？
是嗎？
那妳就免費給人，幫助人非常好
那怎樣？
我也免費分享，上士
很好
幫我一下
來…免費的放這裡
讓大家拿
來，放這裡…
蘭蘭，很好
來，給她掌聲鼓勵
免費的
很好
- 幹得好，新兵 - 謝謝，上士
女士們
妳們的櫃子在營房檢查時就應該這樣
清楚嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
好的，女士們
妳們要注意
這幾個月的天氣會很熱
訓練將會很艱苦
我建議都把頭髮剪短
保持衛生
也節省打理時間
當然這不是強制性的
但我會鼓勵妳們這樣做
因為
明天我就會去剪頭髮
明天？
是，明天
誰要和我一起去？
是不是免費的？
- 是的 - 我去
雖然女生剪頭髮不是強制性的
可是那些自願剪頭髮的
還是哭了
哭到好慘
不要問我為什麼
這就是女孩子
女生是這樣的
（女兵基本軍訓營）
長官，早上好
先生們，早上好
請坐
第三天
才第三天
國防部已經收到了
一群家長寄來的投訴電郵
長官，這些家長超怕輸
效率好高
是的，這些投訴的家長都曾當過兵
他們了解軍中文化、辦事風格
和作業方式
他們要求國防部
警告我們的教官
這批新兵都是女生
需要不同的對待方式
營長，現在的家長太不可思議了
是的，時代不同了
我也要提醒你們
“投訴中針對過度使用語言暴力和粗話
而粗話又提到性器官”
長官，他們以為還在七十年代嗎？
“過度大聲喊叫
可能造成他們女兒耳聾
造成無法彌補的噩夢”
草莓族
這樣的話，我們早耳聾了
好，另一個例子
“長官們不該有不合理要求”
長官，什麼不合理的要求？
十秒內換上全副武裝
在說你
還有你，你也是
好，還有很多類似的
我會把國防部電郵轉發給你們
你們一定要仔細閱讀
長官
現在連家長都能指示我們
要不如讓他們來管？
長官，我們這樣如何工作？
長官，我們訓練他們的孩子
來對抗敵人
我們卻成了他們的敵人
令我們左右為難
有什麼建議？
我覺得要找到正確的平衡點
怎麼定義正確的平衡點？
這個嘛
你們需要發揮主動性
說得好
（女兵基本軍訓營一號食堂）
- 卡瑪拉，我能坐這裡嗎？ - 好的
終於可以吃飯了
是的
把背包拿下來
我沒看到
我沒了頭髮、美甲
沒有胸部、沒有屁股
而髮型卻像摩托車頭盔
我肯定找不到男朋友了
我有頭髮、指甲、胸部和屁股
但是沒用
我男朋友還是跟我分手
其實妳還是很漂亮
看看我，我看起來像達斯維達
但我還是很傷心
傷心？哭那麼多幹嘛？
真正應該哭的是妳
我？
- 為什麼？ - 妳還好嗎？
李上士朝妳丟胸罩
還把內褲罩妳頭上
我覺得很過份
還好啦
小孩子
我把她當無知小孩
不懂事
況且我不迷信
所以也還好
妳人也太好了吧？
幸好內褲是妳自己的
妳才不介意吧？
其實內褲不是我的
抱歉…
不是妳的？
可是好大一件
那妳為何不說？
說了有什麼用？
衹會害到另一個人
- 沒關係 - 袁圓圓，妳人真好
跟我奶奶一樣
別碰我“奶奶”
對不起
妳應該討回公道
這是軍隊
他們有軍法，我們有辦法
如果我是妳
我一定投訴
不…這想法是錯的
圓圓說得對
這才第三天
如果我們投訴的話
他們可能會刁難我們
我們就惹禍上身
妳需要對軍隊知己知彼
是的，有道理
我建議暫時按兵不動
若形勢太糟，我們才投訴
現在不是七、八十年代了
我們不是吃素的
是的，部隊有個管道可讓新兵投訴
- 真的？ - 是的
妳們知道部隊有個投訴管道嗎？
專讓不滿的新兵來投訴的
李上士
妳的行為很不恰當
我必須和妳談談
待會來見我
班裡有十五名女生
妳如果做了錯事
當中一定有人去投訴妳的
我為妳感到擔憂
是的，我知道妳的意思
宮鬥劇
我們現在就像宮鬥劇
對，宮鬥劇
李上士，妳為何這麼做？
我也不知道
當時，我覺得我是皇帝
- 皇帝？ - 妳還真的以為是皇帝啊？
各位，我們必須緊記
現在已不是八十年代
社交媒體影響力很大
鍵盤俠隨時都能摧毀我們
所以我們務必小心
那該怎麼辦？
我應該怎麼辦？
禱告吧
長官早
連長要見大家
收到
- 早安，長官 - 早安，長官
早安
稍息
女士先生們
營長要我提醒大家
應對我們的首批女新兵時
必須展現主動性
尋求正確平衡點
清楚嗎？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
但長官
何謂正確平衡點呢？
讓我舉個例子
據我了解
昨天我們一位班長
把內褲套在一名新兵頭上
別問我為何知道
我曾是情報軍官
對不起，長官
是我
我不知道會那麼嚴重
李上士
妳的做法
並沒有對新兵訓練作出任何貢獻
反而
屬於不合理的對待
對不起，長官
我們待會會處理這件事
是的，長官
之所以會發生這樣的事
是因為你們找不到正確平衡點
正確平衡點
長官，這樣說來
那我們可以罵她們還是不可以罵？
那可以罰她們還是不可以罰？
當然我們要用懲罰來教育她們
正如營長所說
一定要找到正確平衡點
那要怎麼找到正確平衡點呢？
發揮我們的主動性？
是的
那我們該怎麼發揮主動性呢？
找到正確平衡點
對了
新兵，早上好
- 長官，早上好 - 長官，早上好
李上士已被調到別的連了
讓我來為妳們介紹
妳們的新班長
新兵們，早上好
- 上士，早上好 - 上士，早上好
我是妳們的新班長
我叫羅上士
我從現在起負責照顧妳們
我們一起加油好嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
我們今天會進行跑步測試
來評估妳們的體能表現
我要妳們跑得越快越好
給我妳們最好的表現
清楚嗎？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
新兵們
在開始之前
我再最後提醒妳們
雖然我們每一次都說
要發揮主動性
但不是要妳們抄捷徑
然後說這就是妳的主動性
別當我是吃素的，明白嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
我把妳們交給林上士
她是妳們今天的體能教練
女士們好
- 早上好，上士 - 早上好，上士
歡迎來到IFT
也就是個人體能測驗
這跟男軍人的體能測驗相似
但也有一些不同
妳們看到前方的路嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
有很多高低不一的斜坡
跑步的時候請留意
務必要當心
妳們都喝水了嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
我們先來做暖身操
大家跟著我到前面
預備
不要傷心
我告訴妳，衹要跑得快
不愉快的全部丟掉，好嗎？
一言為定
三、二、一、出發
快，跑…
- 快跑 - 我要妳們跑得越快越好
不要逼我說
我奶奶跑得比妳快
最後五個人
留下來給我額外訓練
聽清楚嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
快
快…
- 快點，BQ - 快
- 快點
右邊
快，右邊
快
袁圓圓，加油
- 快… - 快點
BQ，妳是最後一個
我奶奶比妳還行
快一點
真的嗎？
是的
新兵，加油
前面的瘋婆子
我越看越生氣
害到老娘我沒生意做
沒關係
我們找機會對付她
走…
妳還好嗎？追上來
妳還好嗎？
妳先走
妳確定還好嗎？
好，拜拜
新兵，快點，跟上來
向前看
快點…
追上來
繼續走
不要讓我追上
沒有人了
那位瘋婆子好像還在後面
蘭蘭，妳看前面
妳看…
好棒，是個斜坡
非常美的一個斜坡
贏了，妳可以給她一些臉色看了
我們先藏起來
快點，她要到了
藏好來
她來了
公主
醫護兵…
救命
公主…妳沒事吧？
等等
妳還好嗎？
醫護兵，救命
救命，醫護兵
妳還好嗎？妳哪兒受傷了？
新兵
- 新兵，回答我 - 公主
我看看妳的腿，讓我知道疼不疼
妳沒事嗎？
我不好
- 新兵，妳叫什麼名？ - 妳還好嗎？
我覺得我們等下應該去看她
- 這是個嚴重的罪行 - 是的
- 我根本不知道是真是假 - 她都看到了
- 我們去跟她說 - 是的
- 去吧… - 先不要說
祖兒
來…發生了什麼事？
我沒看到
可是我聽到某人說某人把某人推倒
然後某人說某人在我們班裡屬於白馬
- 白馬？ - 白馬？
然後這事情肯定鬧大
祖兒，妳都看到了對嗎？
妳是目擊者，妳應該和上士說
- 如果是妳呢？ - 如果是我？
我一定和上士說的
因為是我們的責任
- 誰是白馬？ - 我不知道
有可能是公主
- 她很有錢 - 對
而且她是妳的夥伴
- 可是… - 祖兒
我爸是律師
他肯定容忍不了
若我是妳，我立刻去揭發
這兩個流氓太過份了
一定要被嚴懲
好
- 可是… - 我覺得妳不應該說
妳有沒有看到那兩個流氓？ 都滿臉橫肉
尤其是蘭蘭
她應該是有幫派撐腰的
很危險
- 被盯上，不划算 - 胡說八道
新加坡有法律，有警察
最絕的是
到處都有閉路電視
妳幹了壞事，插翅難飛
- 就說吧 - 我覺得妳應該說
- 我覺得妳不應該說
那如果妳真的要說
妳可用聰明的做法
我有朋友可以幫妳
安全起見
我看我不說為妙
祖兒，副排長要見妳
- 沒關係，妳自己決定 - 沒關係，妳自己決定
妳們覺得她會說嗎？
說也不是
不說也不是
如果是我，我不會說
準備好爆米花
好戲即將登場
劉蘭蘭
我給妳最後一次機會
告訴我發生了什麼事？
上士
大家都跑一樣的路線
我們衹是不好運
我們剛好經過，她剛好滾下去
然後我們就背黑鍋
是的，如果你堅持是我們推她的
這對我們很不公平
除非你有證據
證據？
好
我有目擊者
進來
祖兒
妳剛才在她們後面對嗎？
發生了什麼事？
上士，沒關係
不是她的錯
不是她們的錯
是我的錯
我不小心滾下山坡
公主，妳是不是在騙我？
是
妳知道講騙話罪名很嚴重嗎？
我知道
我不想給她們添麻煩
我衹要大家快樂
看我的瘀傷，都衹是皮外傷
我塗一下藥膏就沒事了
我們回去吧
回來
妳是上士還是我是上士？
你不知道嗎？
你
然後呢？
我有允許妳離開嗎？
對不起，上士
祖兒
妳到底害怕什麼？
告訴我們發生了什麼事？
妳們兩個先出去
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
來吧，祖兒
妳一定要告訴我們事實
因為妳的夥伴受傷了
來吧，祖兒
把真相告訴我們
不要擔心
上士
我親眼看見
她們把公主推下山坡
我親眼看見的
我沒有說謊
好
謝謝妳，祖兒
妳們可以回去了
- 謝謝，上士 - 謝謝，上士
- 謝謝，長官 - 謝謝，長官
羅上士
把她們兩個叫回來
是的，上士
謝謝妳，祖兒
妳是我的英雄
沒事的…
一切都沒事的
- 還痛嗎？ - 還疼
妳不想活了是嗎？
竟敢舉報我們？
妳有看到我推妳嗎？
- 別打架… - 跑什麼跑？
- 不要推…不要碰我 - 冷靜…
要不回到自己床上休息好了？
大塊頭，我警告妳
這不關妳的事，不要多管閒事
不要打架
停
請把椅子放下來
好的，我放下來
- 謝謝 - 我告訴妳
我是給妳面子
下次就不給了
- 真的惹到我了 - 別擔心
要穩定
我們還有好多星期
太可怕了，跟“倉鼠”一樣
- 像流氓一樣？ - 是，流氓
沒關係
局勢仍受到控制
謝謝妳，雅嫚達
請在嗶聲後留言
（你好，我剛…）
（不要再煩我了）
是的
我們終於領到了我們的老公
聽以前當兵的男生說
他們這些老婆都超麻煩
之前我還不相信
但現在
我完全認同
- 這個老公又重 - 立正
又不會疼我們
走到哪裡，帶到哪裡
我們要細心地照顧它們
否則會被滿門抄斬
唯一的好處是
戰爭時它們能保護我們
但若沒有打仗
它們就是廢物一個
好笑的是
上士說
就是因為我們有這些老公
我們才沒有戰爭
這些話太深奧了
我不明白什麼意思
左…
左、右、左
左…
- 左、右、左 - 停
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家… - 回家…
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家… - 回家…
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
停
妳們準備好回家了嗎？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
我們走吧
- 太好了 - 太好了
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家… - 回家…
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家… - 回家…
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家… - 回家…
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
靠夭，第一個放假就被罰禁足
還不是因為妳
而且我真是傻蛋，相信妳的詭計
靠夭，我衹是建議
是妳自己也願意
我叫妳吃屎，妳也吃嗎？
算了，妳贏，這話也說得出口
走快點啦
混那臭蛋，兩小時要報到一次
煩死了，準備好了嗎？
是的，趕快
這次…
慘了
左…
左、右、左
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家… - 回家…
左、右、左
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
左、右、左
- 今天我們放假了 - 今天我們放假了
- 回家了 - 回家了
- 祖兒？ - 伯母，妳好
妳現在正在當兵？
是的，今天是我第一次放假
我是來找達米恩的，他在家嗎？
他不在
妳穿制服滿好看的
謝謝妳
- 妳知道他幾點回來嗎？ - 我…
我不知道
他沒說
我看妳還是先回吧
妳父母一定很想念妳
好吧，那我先回去了
- 好 - 謝謝妳，伯母
- 再見 - 謝謝，再見…
請在嗶聲後…
請在嗶聲後留言
把軍靴放好
我又不是在兵營
我在我們家
妳的上士教妳這麼做的嗎？
爸爸，我問你一下
兵營這麼遠
不然你買一輛車給我？
我回家的時候 你也不用大費周章去接我
- 好嗎？ - 好…
阿妹
看看這個應用程式
這是什麼？
選一臺妳喜歡的車子
你是說我衹要選我要的
就可以直接訂購？
是的，女兒
（瀏覽所有汽車）
好多車子
這輛好美
（購買這輛汽車）
奶奶
- 妳回來了 - 是的，我回來了
你在休息啊？
皇帝老爸
你的公主回來了
我回來了
好…
爸爸，媽媽
- 停止按摩 - 皇后老媽
我的公主
妳回來了
妳為什麼會受傷？
我昨天訓練
跑步的時候
有人撞到我
我就滾下山坡
滾下山坡？
痛嗎？
媽咪，妳要不要試試看？
開玩笑的
我的皇帝
我們的公主
在軍隊裡受傷了
我們要投訴嗎？
不是的，皇后老媽
不要擔心
- 一切還是受到控制 - 一切還是受到控制
爸爸教妳這句妳有在用？
爸爸，我每一天都在用
好…
而且，雙手很痛
我卻沒有哭
看到了嗎？我都說了
當了兵，整個人就不一樣了
- 很好… - 對了
妳要記得我們不在妳身邊
妳要很小心，知道嗎？
是的，皇后老媽
- 皇帝老爸…來到這裡坐 - 好…
- 什麼事情？ - 坐…
我有很重要的東西要問你
- 重要的東西？好的 - 好的
在軍隊裡有個字很流行
可是我不知道意思
那個字是
“煮動心”
什麼？
“煮東西”？
錯了，看我的嘴型
“煮動心”
“做慈善”？
- 不是，再試一次 - “相對論”？
- 再來 - “櫻桃牙”？
最後一次機會
主動性？
是的，我就是要說這個
“煮動心”
主動性
主動性的意思是
在對的時間想到對的點子
而且是之前沒有被想過的
然後要正確的運用
這就是主動性
知道嗎？
很簡單的
皇帝老爸
你說過的我都有聽
可是我不知道你說了什麼
可是別擔心
一切還是受到控制
我今天不懂，明天就會懂了
我的頭很暈
我要去睡了，再見
聽我說…
- 我還能解釋 - 什麼事情？
什麼事情？
她怎麼了？
什麼事？
就是這樣，她問我什麼是主動性？
我解釋了給她聽
她說聽到頭很暈
就走了
這是什麼？妳又在做什麼？
主動性
這是健康的鹼性水
我準備了50瓶
讓公主帶回去
給她的長官們
這也是一種搞好關係的主動性
可以嗎？
我的頭好痛啊
我的皇后
我跟妳說
妳的主動性跟軍隊的大有不同
為什麼不同？
妳又沒有當過兵
妳不能自作聰明
妳知道嗎？
妳要讓我們女兒學習自立
妳一直插手這個那個的話
她不會獨立的
有水才能生存嘛
這個不對，那個不對
什麼都不對
我自己喝水就對
請在嗶聲後…
我不道為何
在軍隊裡用主動性
那麼受歡迎
我老爸解釋過了
但我還是不明白是什麼東西
沒關係
我會慢慢明白的
我會繼續努力
花蒂瑪
發生了什麼事？
我們前幾天才第一次回家
妳卻已經開始想家了？
不是的
是我叔叔
他惹官司了
我們全家人都很擔心
我能為妳介紹個好律師
別擔心
真的？
妳有門路？
這是我的人脈
好的，待會把聯絡方式給我
行
圓圓
我爸已經失業很久了
妳能幫幫忙嗎？
當然
我的死黨有一大堆工作等著妳爸
真的？好的…
謝謝
圓圓，妳的死黨能夠幫我朋友的弟弟
數學考及格嗎？
數學？
任何科目都沒問題
我有最好的補習老師
- 待會給妳聯絡方式 - 好，謝謝妳
原來幫助人也是個主動性的方式
很棒
死肥婆那麼多門路
不知道是哪條道上的？
教官來了
女士們，早上好
- 長官，早上好 - 長官，早上好
妳們假期愉快嗎？
- 普普通通 - 普普通通
好，那下一次不要出營了
開玩笑的
我是宋中尉
是妳們今天的教官
今天教妳們的是偽裝術
妳們應該都曾經從妳們的男朋友
叔叔、爸爸、表哥、表弟聽說過
什麼是偽裝術，對吧？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
七、八十年代的時候
所謂偽裝 就是把花花草草插在自己身上
把自己融入周遭環境
讓敵人看不到妳
我現在要讓妳們見識一下偽裝的魔力
第一個示範
妳們有沒有看到什麼？
- 沒有，長官 - 沒有，長官
睜大眼睛再看一次
看到什麼嗎？
- 沒有，長官 - 沒有，長官
站起來
- 好帥 - 好帥
妳們是來學怎麼偽裝
不是來看帥哥的
很厲害對嗎？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
- 想不想看最厲害的？ - 想，長官
- 要不要看最無敵的？ - 要，長官
第二個示範
是鴕鳥
知道那個是什麼嗎？
- 鴕鳥 - 鴕鳥
那不是鴕鳥
是妳們的馬上士
大家好
我是馬上士
為馬上士來點掌聲
謝謝，小馬
好了，夠了…
那曾經是最好的偽裝術
但以現今來說
已經過時了
隨著科技日新月異
我們有了新的裝備和制服
妳們穿著的像素化制服
已被驗證能讓妳們
完美融入森林的環境
讓敵人看不到妳們
偽裝了妳們的身軀之後
還剩下什麼？
妳的臉蛋
- 不 - 不
隆重介紹
第三個示範
這是迷彩膏
- 長官，我不要 - 長官，我不要
長官，我不介意保家衛國
但國家會保護我這張臉嗎？
- 對，同意… - 對
- 妳這什麼意思？ - 這迷彩膏會損害我的皮膚
- 對，我們的皮膚很寶貝的 - 對
這不能用
我表哥用後，臉變月球表面
- 對 - 對，月球表面
長官，說到迷彩膏
據我所知，大部份軍人都恨它
- 對… - 對
因為很臭，對我們皮膚不好
- 對 - 對
又會引發暗瘡
之後還要去臉部護理補救
- 對 - 對
好，這婆媽故事已說了上千遍了
妳們有沒有更好的建議？
如果迷彩膏為的是偽裝臉蛋
長官，這是我的測試樣板
這個設計不但能夠隱藏我們臉蛋
更能隱藏整個身體
我們的狙擊手早已在穿著了了
我知道，但我這種科技較先進
它不但隱藏我們的體溫
而且防紅外線探測
也防水
裡頭將設有迷你風扇
通風效果
妳乾脆安裝冷氣好了
那將會是第二代設計
但是價格較高
謝謝
謝謝，長官
我很期待妳的發明
但是現在
我們還是用回迷彩膏吧
班長請接手
是的，長官
新兵們，站起來
拿掉手套
快，這個大家分一分
來…這個大家分一分…
好…
對，拿…
- 對 - 拿…
這防紫外線的護膚霜
是讓妳抹迷彩膏之前用的
保護妳皮膚不受太陽的摧殘
確保不會滿臉凹凸
跟我的表哥一樣
第一排，妳們好了嗎？
- 好了，我們來了… - 好了，我們來了…
看到了大家都在發揮主動性
幫助彼此改善生活
我開始慢慢明白主動性
偽裝對軍人至關重要
妳們卻不認真對待
搞什麼鬼？ 妳們以為我不會懲罰妳們嗎？
趴下
- 一，長官 - 一，長官
- 趴下 - 二，長官
- 趴下 - 三，長官
趴下
曼妮，謝謝妳的防曬乳
不客氣
對，這真的有保護到我們的臉蛋
還有沒有其他產品介紹？
我有更好的辦法
這個週末出去之後
我帶妳們去做臉部護理
- 真的嗎？ - 好啊
我們有女兵特別配套
服務感動，價格心動
皮膚修補得滑滑白白
肯定不像我表哥滿臉洞洞
- 真好 - 謝謝
什麼好事？幹嘛沒叫我？
週末要去臉部護理，來不來？
- 我要 - 妳不需要去，我去就行了
妳的皮膚已經很好了
姐妹
妳居然有紋身？
是啊
這衹是小的
想不想看大的？
- 想 - 想
就讓妳們見識一下
走吧
準備好了嗎？
- 好了 - 好了
這是老虎還是貓？
要不要看老娘的？
- 要 - 要
妳出來
- 讓我看看妳的多厲害 - 閃一邊去
別眨眼
不要小看我
看到嗎？
- 有 - 有
蘭蘭，這是龍嗎？
沒有腳的，根本是蛇
什麼蛇？
靠夭
叫他給我折扣，他說好
結果就少了四隻腳
老娘有錢了
再把腳畫上去
- 好… - 好…
新兵，早上好
- 長官，早上好 - 長官，早上好
我是陳中尉
今天我會教妳們野外作戰手勢
戰爭或特別行動時
我們都不可以講話
衹能用手勢來傳達訊息
明白嗎？
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
好
今天我會教妳們
七個基本野外作戰手勢
待會練習時就要使用
我示範一邊給妳們看
妳們和我一塊練習，明白嗎？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
第一個手勢
埋伏
- 埋伏 - 埋伏
第二個
敵軍
- 敵軍 - 敵軍
第三個，友軍隊
- 友軍隊 - 友軍隊
第四個，匿藏
- 匿藏 - 匿藏
第五個，集合
- 集合 - 集合
第六個
停
- 停 - 停
這信號
隊伍第一人會出示手勢
其他人就停下來跟著做
明白嗎？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
第七個信號
就是要妳隊友加快腳步
也就是動作快點
- 動作快點 - 動作快點
我要妳動作快點
大家
妳們覺得很好笑嗎？
自律一點
好，既然妳們笑得這麼開心
我想妳們應該很清楚了
我現在要考考妳們
我把口令說出
妳們就把手勢做給我看，明白嗎？
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
第一個信號，敵軍
- 敵軍 - 敵軍
- 是敵軍，妳們做好來 - 敵軍…
喂，那個錯了
集合
- 集合 - 集合
- 停 - 停
動作快點
- 動作快點 - 動作快點
妳們安份一點
安靜點…
這些戰地手勢都是待會要練習的
請認真對待
在開始之前
有什麼疑問嗎？
長官，我有個問題
- 問，新兵 - 戰地手勢就這麼幾個
怎麼夠用？
新兵，妳問得好
戰地手勢當然不止這幾個
我會一一教妳們
目前這些暫時夠了
如果有必要，妳們可以自行創作手勢
衹要互相明白手勢意思
不誤會就行了
- 明白嗎？ - 是的，長官
我們現在開始練習，出發
- 出發… - 動作快點…
- 動作快點…
找掩護，妳們在幹嘛？
找掩護
她已經找了掩護了，妳們呢？
找掩護
不是的，上士
她衹是在示範
傳統的軍人掩護方式
已經過時了
什麼？過時？
是的，而且還很容易受傷
上士，幫忙一下
妳們搞什麼鬼？
上士，第二組有好料示範給你看
我們要分享給你最新的掩護法
搞什麼東東？
這將是個小驚喜
可否請你轉身？
- 是的 - 是的，上士
我們會讓你感到驕傲的
這是個天才方式
- 是的 - 妳們最好別亂來
- 請你轉身一下，相信我們 - 請你轉身一下
我的天
第二組，找掩護
- 第二組，找掩護 - 第二組，找掩護
上士，你可以轉過來了
妳們在哪兒？
妳們在幹嘛？
- 上士，我們在找掩護 - 上士，我們在找掩護
找掩護？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
就這樣，我看不到敵人
敵人也看不到我
很好笑嗎？
身為軍人，怎麼能拿著雨傘？
上士，隨著科技的進步
我們的思維也應該與時並進
這是什麼廢話？
軍人拿雨傘來改變思維？
這不是普通的雨傘
這雨傘能將我們的體溫屏蔽
而且防紅外線探測
又防水
還能收集雨水
好
- 謝謝，上士 - 非常好
- 謝謝，上士 - 謝謝，上士
全部給我趴下
趴下
不管我們去到哪裡
- 不管我們去到哪裡 - 不管我們去到哪裡
人們都想知道
- 人們都想知道 - 人們都想知道
我們到底是誰
- 我們到底是誰 - 我們到底是誰
第一組，找掩護
半蹲跪，趕快
- 花蒂瑪 - 是，長官
告訴其他人戰術行軍
戰術行軍的手勢是什麼？
沒有手勢
把訊息傳下去就行
是，長官
祖兒…
跟隊友說戰術行軍
戰術時刻？
是的
公主，戰術時刻
好…卡瑪拉
蛋蛋貓貓
蛋蛋？
- 快點… - 說什麼？
曼妮
蛋蛋貓貓
BQ
蛋蛋有毛
蘭蘭，蛋蛋有毛
蛋有毛？
蛋蛋有毛？
- 蘭蘭 - 是，長官
剛才傳下來的指令是什麼？
蛋蛋沒毛
蛋蛋沒毛？
誰說的？
她說的
是她說的
不，是她說的
我說的是蛋蛋貓貓
靠夭
是戰術行軍
長官
我需要上廁所
我也是
好的
還有沒有人要上廁所的？
我也要
好的，妳們三個人一起去
別去太遠
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
- 快… - 妳們三個加快腳步
- 快步走… - 快步走…
走快點，我急死了
快
我不行了
急死我了，要流出來了
好，自找目標，自個兒行動
妳到遠一點去
不要偷看，我很害羞
妳去那裡，那邊
- 妳們去那裡，我在這裡 - 好…妳去…
這裡
快點…要尿出來了
蛇，大蛇
大家，有蛇
糟糕，有蛇？
我的鈕扣在哪裡？
跑，有蛇
- 有蛇啊 - 不管了
花蒂瑪，跑…
趕快跑…
跑…
- 快，有蛇 - 蛇
花蒂瑪、曼妮
妳們在哪？
發生了什麼事？
長官，祖兒說裡面有蛇
她喊了有蛇，我們就跑了
好可怕
那祖兒人呢？
花蒂瑪
曼妮
妳們怎麼把妳們夥伴遺棄了？
- 可是… - 可是…
祖兒
祖兒，妳在哪裡？
衹怪她沒和我們一起跑
她今天怎麼那麼慢？
祖兒，妳開心了？
上士罰我們一人寫三千行字
都是妳的錯
對不起
我真的以為我看到蛇了嘛
所以我才大喊的
妳衹會喊？不會跑嗎？
拜託
妳如果遇到蛇，妳跑
看到我們跑，妳跟著跑就對了
是啊，我們聽到妳的喊叫聲後就跑
妳看到了居然不跑
妳是不是把腿忘家裡了？
但我跑了
但是我迷路了
靠夭
新加坡森林這麼小
妳也能迷路
因為妳不夠專注
妳應該是叫鄭殭屍
而不是鄭祖兒
是啊，殭屍
妳知不知道
妳連累了我們很多人
妳覺得這樣公平嗎？
不公平對嗎？
自私
可是這次是妳們兩個把我遺棄的
- 不 - 不，我們沒有把妳遺棄
我們拼了命在跑
是妳沒跑
是啊
而且就因為妳沒跑
害我們受懲罰
妳覺得這樣公平嗎？
害人精
我已經道過歉了
我也道歉了很多次
對不起…
- 拖累人 - 拖累人
祖兒，妳還好嗎？
- 沒關係… - 沒關係
請妳們走開
事情有點不對勁
我們覺得應該留意祖兒
我也這樣覺得
她肯定有事情
您所撥打的電話號碼是空號
請檢查您所撥打的電話號碼後再試
祖兒
發生什麼事？
別哭了
妳真的不該一直哭
妳需要休息
妳現在休息得不夠
好了，好好睡一覺
明天會更好
還有明天我們還有訓練
還七早八早的對嗎？
妳真的該休息了
沒關係的
真的沒關係，不用擔心
妳去睡覺吧
好的
我就在那裡
有什麼事叫我吧
圓圓…
祖兒不見了
吳美美，祖兒不見了
祖兒不見了
靜婷…
祖兒不見了…
糟糕
- 祖兒在哪裡？ - 她去哪了？
看到了…
她怎麼上樓了？
不要拿…
放下來…
小心…
好可怕
喂？
親愛的
為什麼這麼晚了還來電話？
因為想念妳啊
嘴這麼甜？
冷靜一點
聽我說
我們趁這個機會接近祖兒
然後借機會拉住她
- 好，一起行動 - 好，一起行動
走開
- 好… - 好…
- 站這裡行嗎？ - 站這裡行嗎？
祖兒，我真的很抱歉
真的很抱歉
我不是有意的
剛才罵了妳，我真的很抱歉
- 我真的… - 走開
好…
好，我們保持距離
我不是有意的
- 不是妳的錯，是我的錯好不好？ - 妳不明白
他不聽我電話
要和我一刀兩斷
原來跟妳無關
- 不是我造成的？ - 感情糾紛
感情糾紛…
好
祖兒
為了一個男人跳樓很不值得，好嗎？
真的不值得
別這麼做
妳們根本不了解我現在心如刀割
- 我了解，我們都了解 - 是啊
我的前男友
也是和別人跑了
- 對嗎？ - 是啊…
那不是重點
怎麼了？你要幹嘛？
我想見妳
我可以過來找妳嗎？
不可以
妳和妳去找排長和副排長
- 立刻 - 好…
- 趕快… - 趕快…
現在怎麼辦？
等一下，我們儘量保持談話
看還能做什麼，儘量拖延時間
為什麼不可以？告訴我妳兵營在哪兒
我開車過去
不要亂來
你知道我絕對不讓你來的
祖兒，我們是閨蜜對嗎？
我們一起上廁所
一起吃飯，一起大便
但妳真的很笨，很愚蠢
對，我是這裡最大的白痴
祖兒…她說她是笨蛋
不是妳…她是笨蛋
祖兒…
妳應該理智看事情
冷靜點，我們一起克服它
妳行的，好嗎？
冷靜下來，當心
拜託
不…
我真的真的很傷心
妳越說，我越想跳下去
長官…祖兒要跳樓自殺
祖兒現在要跳樓自殺
她在天臺
妳們聽到嗎？
她說她很傷心
我來讓她開心起來
祖兒，上一次我跳了舞
妳不是笑得很開心嗎？
我現在跳舞給妳看
停
根本都不好笑
好，不好笑…我們三個一起跳好嗎？
一起，一、二、三
不好笑
妳們再繼續，我現在就跳下去
- 別 - 祖兒，拜託
- 不要 - 我們是愛妳的
好…排長來了…
現在是什麼情況？
她不肯下來
不然隨時會跳下去
真的很危險
怎麼辦？
右翼包抄
怎麼辦？
祖兒
我是長官
妳冷靜點好嗎？
什麼事情都能跟我說
妳根本不了解狀況
不是我的錯
走開
好…
我退後
冷靜
不可以太靠近她
那是不是祖兒的手機？
祖兒的手機
我去
是我男朋友嗎？
對，是妳男朋友
他打電話給我嗎？
他在找妳
他非常非常擔心妳
- 要不要聽他的電話？ - 要
他終於打給我了
他非常擔心妳
我現在把電話給妳
- 妳不要跳下去 - 我要聽電話
我現在就過來
我現在過來
妳要不要下來和他說話？
我過來了
妳要不要下來？
不要…我要先聽電話
好，我現在把電話給妳
妳別跳好嗎？
妳沒騙我對吧？
絕對不會
新兵
好，我現在把電話交給妳
快點，我要聽電話
- 你終於打給我了 - 祖兒
- 祖兒
- 我很高興你終於打給我了 - 祖兒
我很高興
- 好 - 她現在怎麼樣？
沒事了
身體沒大礙
- 長官 - 是的
不好意思，我能要杯咖啡嗎？
對不起，不可以
拿一杯開水給她
好的
妳應該多喝健康水
少喝咖啡
謝謝，長官
不客氣
妳的水
謝謝
長官
妳為什麼騙我？
為什麼？
我不想妳做傻事
可是我好像聽到他的聲音
那是我男朋友
可是我相當確定
那是我男朋友的聲音
是我的男朋友
我在用我的電話
他剛好打來
好吧
可是長官
妳還是騙了我
我真以為他打來了
祖兒
十萬火急，救人要緊
好不好？
謝謝，長官
好好休息
（兩天後）
進來
- 早安，長官 - 早安，長官
早安
施公主，幹得好
我聽說妳發揮了主動性
系上繩子綁在祖兒腳上
也因為這樣，妳救了她一命
可是為什麼妳沒有事先通知我們呢？
長官
我不知道我的主動性是對還是錯
什麼意思？
主動性是很奇妙的
主動對了，就是主動性
主動錯誤，那就是GK
什麼是GK？
自以為是
我怕人家會取笑我
我也擔心祖兒
所以就暗中行動
就是如此
這次妳做得很好
萬一有下次
一定要事先通知我們，好嗎？
是的，長官
如果下次有人跳樓，我會先告訴妳
沒有下次了
是的，沒有了…
祖兒
根據醫生報告
他檢查了妳的身體狀況後
已經批准妳回歸訓練隊伍
謝謝，長官
施公主
請好好照顧妳的夥伴
是的，長官
妳們可以回去了
- 謝謝，長官 - 謝謝，長官
女士們
歡迎來到SOCC
當我們懼怕某種東西時
我們會潛意識地避開它
現在妳們戴著眼罩
妳什麼也看不到
妳也不知道自己在哪裡
是
妳現在人在黑暗裡
妳的隊友都不見了
妳獨自一人
現在
我要妳用手和腳
在範圍內遊走
有很多障礙圍繞著妳
我要妳們注意安全
人生裡有兩種需要克服的障礙
實體障礙和心理障礙
有時候
心理障礙比實體障礙
更難克服
所以現在呢
小心
當妳來到高臺時
必須匍匐前進
現在呢
一些小昆蟲
慢慢地靠近妳
牠們在妳身旁
牠們也許會爬到妳身上
讓我提醒妳
無論如何
不要嘗試站起來
因為妳將會陷入險境
天啊
我看到又大又肥的蜈蚣
牠們又快
我不知道牠們怎麼那麼快
有些已經開始爬上妳的靴子
但請保持冷靜
現在
我還看到妳們最喜歡的
蟑螂
不止一二
是一整團
我再次重複
無論如何
不要站起來…
誰說妳們可以站起來？
妳死…
新兵
妳滾來滾去是幹嘛？
長官，我要把蟑螂通通壓死
拯救我的隊友，長官
長官？
好
站起來
- 站起來 - 站起來
到前面來
總之
我的名字
是尤戴上尉
為什麼？
因為我的口頭禪是
妳死…
當妳們不注意自身安全的時候
妳就會死
證明給我看妳們不會死
清楚嗎？
- 是的，長官 - 是的，長官
如果這是真實的戰場
妳死，我死
大家都死了
剛才
由於本身的恐懼
妳們完全忘了我的提醒
也就是千萬不要站起來
妳們知道有多恐怖嗎？
所以到下一站
我要再測試妳們的恐懼
這是進一步的考驗和學習
第二班，準備好了嗎？
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
清楚嗎？
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
話不多說
現在請大家戴上面罩
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
女士們
妳們一定在想為何需要戴上面罩？
因為如果妳們不做好防護匿藏的話
我們的班長會對著妳們開槍
在這一站
無論如何
一定要保持冷靜
我再說一遍
保持冷靜
當我說找掩護的時候
妳們會聽到機關槍在掃射
炸彈在爆炸
就趕緊找掩護
躲在有麻包袋的掩體才算有效
如果妳來不及找掩護
妳們的班長會用油漆彈射妳們
如果妳不幸陣亡
妳今晚需要寫一千五百遍
“我必須找掩護，不然就會死”
明白嗎？
讓我提醒妳們
躲在掛著麻包袋的掩體才免死
我要妳們提高警惕
細心觀察
才找掩護
全體隊員
掩護
找掩護
- 找掩護 - 找掩護
趴下
寶寶，那邊可以匿藏
- 妳去那裡 - 好…
這裡沒有麻包袋，妳死了
妳害死我了
對不起…
妳死了
恨死妳了
人蠢沒藥醫
- 掩護 - 掩護
搞什麼？這是誰？
什麼事情？
妳死了
現在馬上死
好的，上士
混那臭蛋，誰推我？
對不起…
妳給老娘記住
抱歉
趴下
妳死了
誰說我糊裡糊塗？
我一點都不糊塗
新兵
妳在這裡幹嘛？
趁涼嗎？
我在匿藏
而且這裡很舒服
很舒服是嗎？
不要開槍…
我自己陣亡…
第二班
我要妳們看看那些死掉的
她們都是因為妳而死 她們是妳的隊友
妳沒有照顧她們
因為妳們沒保護她們
自私
想像一下
如果她們是妳家人
妳的丈夫
妳的父母親
妳的兒子、妳的女兒
妳的寵物
妳的感覺會是怎樣？
第二班
掩體裡有個盒子
標籤寫著“祕密武器”
把它拿起來
可是先不要打開
（祕密武器）
我數到三
跟著我的指令打開
一
二
三，開
我不怕…
我在家裡常看到你
你為什麼在這裡？
走…
祕密武器？
妳不應該站起來的
死
靠夭，我這麼聰明還會死？
好的，女士們
坦白說
我對妳們今天的表現並不滿意
因為區區一隻蟑螂
妳們全部都陣亡
為什麼？
因為妳們害怕牠
今天的SOCC測驗
也叫做
特別蟑螂障礙測驗
我要妳們牢記今天的寶貴一課
也就是恐懼衹是一種假像
是腦海裡的幻覺
衹要能克服恐懼
才能克服敵人
新兵們，請牢記
最大的敵人
就是自己
妳自己
明白嗎？
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
好累
我不應該推她的
曼妮，為什麼妳剛才陷害我？
害我要被罰寫一千五百行字
我沒有，我怎麼陷害妳？
每個人都在找掩護
我都不知道那匿藏點是不對的
死女人，我受夠了
妳這樣推我
妳害我被罰寫一千五百行字
不，衹是訓練而已
- 妳為什麼陷害我？ - 妳在說什麼？
妳是故意的吧？
我覺得場面要失控了
- 我要去報告上士 - 不要去…
我覺得妳是故意的
別…
如果妳和上士說
妳就是叛徒，會引起公憤
對，我覺得我們不應該和上士說 不要去
第二班，冷靜
妳陷害我
營房，冷靜
冷靜
別拉頭髮
大家都在打架
我無法呼吸
行不通
她們聽不到妳，行不通
我們把門關了，到外面盯著
好，不能讓人進來
尤其是上士
妳儘量穩定狀況
我們去外面看守
- 防止上士進來 - 好…
妳再不下來，我打斷妳鼻樑
聽我的話，不要打了…
妳陷害我
停手…
妳給我停下來
好不好？
能滾下我的床嗎？
去死啦
- 妳們沒死過啊？ - 去死啦
我去盯著
- 我跟妳去… - 妳去…
- 停 - 停？
這是誰？
應該是上士
是上士？
我死定了
沒關係，去道歉就好了
道歉？我？
不然？
你好
上士，傍晚好
我真的很抱歉
卡住了
對不起
晚安
歡呼
- 歡呼 - 歡呼
- 二，上士 - 一，上士
- 三，上士 - 二，上士
- 四，上士 - 三，上士
全部給我站起來
- 是的，上士 - 搞什麼鬼？無法無天了嗎？
其他人在哪裡？
還有一個呢？
在這兒
新兵，妳居然躲在櫃子裡？
是的，上士
我在找掩護
白痴
第二班
妳們知不知道在營房打架
是很嚴重的罪行？
現在
妳們要我怎麼做？
現在
我要妳們全體戴著帽子到樓下集合
穿上四號長袖軍服，聽到沒？
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
現在就去
- 趕快… - 趕快…
不要拖拖拉拉的
趕快
- 趕快 - 趕快
- 快馬加鞭 - 趕快
立正
向右轉，成直線
向前看
原地踏步
左、右、左、右、左、右、左
- 快點… - 左、右、左、右、左、右、左
- 左、右、左、右、左、右、左
- 左、右、左、右、左、右 - 左、右、左、右、左、右
我訓練過的所有新兵當中
從沒見過如此分黨分派的
窩裡反
這裡不是黑社會
這裡是軍營
妳們這樣要如何槍口對外
去對抗敵人？
妳們真令我太失望了
妳不配當軍人
為什麼妳們在哭？
這是葬禮嗎？
大家
給我趴下
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
- 歡呼 - 歡呼
- 一 - 一
- 二 - 二
- 三 - 三
妳們給我好好反省
- 四 - 四
- 五 - 五
- 六 - 六
- 七 - 七
- 八 - 八
- 九 - 九
- 十 - 十
- 十一 - 十一
- 十二 - 十二
- 十三 - 十三
- 十四 - 十四
- 反省 - 十五
- 十六 - 十七
十八
- 妳們怕雨嗎？ - 不怕，上士
大家站起來
- 是的，上士 - 是的，上士
原地踏步
趕快
左、右、左、右、左、右
快點
左、右、左、右、左、右、左
向左轉
齊步走
女士們，快點
向左轉
向後轉
妳們不是大英雄嗎？
快一點
向後轉
向右轉
新兵
妳們給我清醒一點
快…
- 妳們怕雨嗎？ - 不怕，上士
妳們怕雨嗎？
- 不怕，上士 - 不怕，上士
原地踏步
周上士
我覺得雨太大了
我不想她們因此生病
好的
停止
行了
現在給我回到妳們的營房
擦乾自己，馬上
滾
今天一早
我們已經收到了八個電郵
有關昨晚的懲罰式步操的投訴
營長對此十分關注
有什麼人可以向我解釋
到底發生了什麼事嗎？
長官，昨晚她們在營房裡打架
是很嚴重的罪行
我衹是教訓了她們一番
而且昨晚沒打雷閃電
大雨也是突如其來的
我們是軍人
我們不該懼怕雨水，長官
我不是反對懲罰式步操
在營房打架是很嚴重的罪行
她們應該都被罰
連續三個星期不能回家
這才是我們的標準做法
陳少尉，妳覺得呢？
- 長官 - 長官
這是我主動決定的
和陳少尉無關
你自己主動的？
是，長官
以全職服役人員來說
其中最殘忍的懲罰
就是留營禁足，長官
她們不能出營和家人朋友團聚
會令她們士氣大落
所以我才決定實行懲罰式步操
長官，對不起
我覺得我也有錯
所以你以懲罰式步操
取代她們三週留營禁足？
是的，長官
在營房打架是很嚴重的罪行
我現在無法懲罰她們
否則就是雙重懲罰
你就是如此保護你的新兵？
你確定你沒愛上她們其中一個？
沒有，長官
今晚召集她們
我要見她們
- 是，長官 - 是，長官
周上士
老實說
你真沒愛上她們任何一個？
沒有，長官
那為什麼你不讓她們留營禁足呢？
你好像要保護其中一個人
長官
你是否有故事要分享？
正如我所說
我衹是要保護她們全體
我要她們週末能和家人團聚
她們許多來自單親或破裂家庭
她們需要週末回家幫忙幹活
這對她們很重要
就這樣
周上士
我覺得你還有故事要分享
當我還是新兵在基本軍訓營時
曾被罰留營禁足一次
就在那一次被罰留營
我奶奶突然過世
我很抱歉
我是奶奶帶大的
彼此關係很親密
我感覺非常沮喪
無法在她臨終前
陪伴她最後一程
就因為我被禁足在軍營裡
所以我覺得留營禁足是最殘酷的懲罰
每當我說
“我奶奶比妳還厲害”
妳覺得是在開玩笑嗎？
所以是真的？
是的
讓妳看看我奶奶長什麼樣子
這就是我奶奶
她是我認識的女性當中
性格最剛硬的一個
妳知不知道她幹什麼都做比大家強？
她跑步比這裡所有新兵都快
所以妳奶奶的故事不是傳說
- 是真的 - 當然
所以妳沒有聽過我說
“我爺爺做得比妳好”
因為連我的爺爺
也鬥不過我奶奶
她就是這麼強悍
長官
請妳不要再問我奶奶的事情了
謝謝
周上士
最後一個問題
當其他的上士說
“我奶奶做得比妳好”
他們的奶奶也是你的奶奶嗎？
周上士
我知道妳們當中有很多人
在昨晚先後發了投訴信
妳們似乎還搞不清楚
打架是很嚴重的罪行
很可能導致妳們被關進拘留營
若根據我們的非正式懲罰條規
至少能罰妳們三星期週末禁足
我們要如何保家衛國
在戰爭時抵禦敵人？
現在是和平時期
妳們也無法和平相處
是的
妳們的副排長
發揮了他的主動性
將妳們原本的留營禁足
換成了兩小時的懲罰式步操
如果時光可以再重來
妳們會選擇哪一項懲罰？
昨晚的確是下著大雨
但是沒有雷電預警
所以訓練還是能安全進行
妳們是否要告訴我
身為軍人
妳們害怕下雨？
- 不是的，長官 - 不是的，長官
所以為什麼周上士
不罰妳們留營禁足
反而罰妳們懲罰式步操？
因為
他不想剝奪妳們
週末出營時
和家人共處的美好時光
他要妳們回營的時候
精力充沛，心情愉快
準備好面對接下來艱苦的訓練
感覺到他的用心良苦了嗎？
妳們不但不心存感激
反而還投訴他
虐待新兵
是的
周上士的確是犯了錯
為了妳們
他沒根據規矩擅自給妳們懲罰
也因為我們收到了好多投訴
我現在別無選擇
衹能依法公事公辦
把他調走
連長
長官，我有話說
其中一封投訴信是我寫的
可是聽了你的解釋之後
我覺得我錯了
我可以撤回投訴嗎？
也會告訴我父母是我們的錯
請懲罰我們
我們會接受的
長官，我也有投訴
我們不知道實況
我們太衝動了
長官，我很抱歉寫了投訴信
請別把周上士調走
長官，我也有投訴
對不起
長官，我也道歉
我也有投訴
長官，請別把周上士調走
- 不要 - 千萬不要
- 別把周上士調走 - 別把周上士調走
別把周上士調走
- 我們要周上士 - 是我們的錯
- 我們要周上士 - 我們要周上士
我開始感受到妳們第二班的凝聚力了
但這還遠遠不夠
妳們需要證明
為何妳們值得周上士
繼續當任妳們的副排長
- 證明給我看 - 是，長官
- 是，長官
- 我們會的 - 我們會的
（未完待續）
雅嫚達…
- 妳看到了嗎？ - 看到什麼？
- 妳什麼都沒看到嗎？ - 沒有
長官，我讓妳看一樣東西
好的
甘榜超級狙擊武器
打…
祖兒，妳是怎麼了？
現在
終於解放了
- 太好了 - 太好了
謝謝妳準備了這麼漂亮的蛋糕給我
這是我身體的長度，有錯嗎？
可以嗎？
- 妳想要留營禁足？ - 不要，長官
我有三秒定律
新兵，為什麼搶口對著我？
有敵人
我殺了你
現在前方沒路
衹要走進去，路就出來了
新兵，這裡爛泥處處
妳將會害慘全部隊友
長官…我的肚子很疼
- 我大姨媽來了 - 妳大姨媽來了？
這裡是部隊限制區
如果她擅自闖進來
妳會被提控的
我是妳們的排長
陳若萱…
這些為什麼還在妳包裡？
我掉了
我要拿好
因為很貴，妳知道嗎？
妳媽沒教妳嗎？
我媽有教我
我媽說…
她說…
我說…
我要說…
說什麼？
她想賺點錢
妳媽沒教妳嗎？
我媽有教我
她說把這個送人就是…
對不起…
幾百塊而已？
妳們最好吻別
吻別？
吻什麼？
所以我用我頭腦去做這個…
漂亮？
卡
我爸的軍隊？好主意
我可以叫我爸來…
真“肥”
哭…
哭那麼多幹嘛？
真正應該哭的是妳
真“肥”？
我看起來像達斯維達
我還是覺得自己很“肥”
不，我很“肥”
傷心，不是肥
妳可以不要看著我
說自己還是很肥
跑步的時候
有人撞到我
我滾下“媽媽”
- 滾下“媽媽”？ - 滾下“媽媽”？
滾下山坡？
- 媽媽 - 滾下山坡
滾下山
雙手很痛
我卻沒有哭
好…
一切還是受到控制
好…
女兒
- 有沒有看到？ - 好不好？
有沒有看到？
皇帝老爸，公主在現場
我都有聽
- 可是我不知道你說了什麼 - 好
別擔心，一切還是…
受到控制
- 對，一切還是受到控制 - 好…
還有呢？
你說過的我都有聽
但我還是聽不懂，現在我感覺到頭暈
不用緊，我再解釋一遍給妳聽
好
妳就走了
我幫妳走去那裡
什麼？
對不起…
卡
我受不了了
妳們聽到嗎？
她說她很傷心
瘋我，瘋她，高興
新兵
妳叫我新兵？
對不起…我說我是性感公主
你好，上士
晚安
很對不起
喝醉